BREAKING: Aaron Hernandez endorses Madison Sheahan for OH-09.

Multiverses are great in Futurama, Rick and Morty, and anything else where changing settings is fun and the core story arc is not important at all.

In Hegseth’s defense, it’s hard to read when you’re hammered.

Ackshually the number one killer of soldiers over the course of history is time.

Accordingly, Sec. of War Hegseth is suspending the military’s use of all watches, clocks, and woke sun dials effectively immediately.

The trick is to use the delayed-delivery function so your late night lawyer email arrives in the client’s inbox at 7:55 the next morning.

That way, the client thinks you’re a hardo in addition to super sad.

We used to have the same thing around our toddler’s crib so he wouldn’t run around the house all night.

Silly

Sure, but how else are you supposed to will an “entire literature” into existence?

saying nice things about the Bucks so let's keep this going, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are good people who show up for this thing every year

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$1 for each of Jeremiyah Love’s rushing yards (on 8 carries) the last time the Hoosiers lost a football game, which was to that other team from Indiana.

(plus fees)

#GoIrish

Even Trump puts “Deal” in quotation marks now.

They prefer “semi-retired”

DJT could do great things if only someone taught him how to use em-dashes.

Federal courthouses in richest country in the world: 0.05-ply toilet paper.

We will need to rebuild the US Attorney’s Office and DOJ, with a division dedicated to prosecuting every bit of corruption by Trump, his family, associates, and every other opportunist.

I dream of applying for a position if the day ever finds us.

If Buffalo pulls off fifteen more of these things, Earth may not withstand the fallout

Cruise of Hormuz directed by Michael Bay

That makes for an interesting subclass.

Hope in humanity +1

Shredding is good.

Consulting with your expert in advance, so you know what they are going to opine before you pay them to memorialize their opinion in a written report, is good too.

Careful. BlueSky doesn’t look too kindly on Johnny Cash lyrics.

Johnny Cash Ring of Fire apparently wasn’t a metaphor.

On the one hand, it is reassuring our military leaders are exercising judgment to remove an incompetent buffoon from serious operations.

On the other hand, this is a fundamental failure—our entire system of government is built around a civilian Commander-in-Chief accountable to the public.

Taking shots at Tiny Chef?

Pick on someone your own size.

Even if Love turns out as good as hyped, I feel running backs are the last piece of the puzzle to complete a team.

If your team is rebuilding, odds are a running back is not how you should spend your top-10 pick.

Is that a blanket forearm wearing a watch?

Good thing the “C” in “Virginia Tech” stands for “crumple zone”.

We are long way aways from a pop-punk gang vocals crescendoing chorus. If anything, this has been a warm-up acoustic set.

They played … heavy metal?