*points to sign*

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whenever my husband and I spend 10 minutes talking shit on someone we hate I regain 100 hp and get to play first on my next turn

Don’t worry y’all, any time the US has taken out the leadership of a nation, it always works out.

Just look at Haiti, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chile, Guatemala, Vietnam…

Screenshot of a facebook message with an image of a coupon with a misspelling of the word discount circled. The word is written as "discocunt". Someone replied to this message with 3 dancing man emoji and 3 taco emoji which have been laugh reacted to.

Ahh yes, that's what the kids are calling vajazzling these days 🤣

Screenshot from Tumblr of a person posting “Not elegant enough to be a vampire…not jock enough to be a werewolf…” with a reply of “goblin it is”.

@hobbesq.bolasgang.com Process of elimination.

Another part of me thinks I should stop collecting new hobbies and finish this damn WIP I've been writing for 4 years lol

Started learning to draw on my tablet, thinking about posting what I've got so far but idk 🤷‍♀️ #digitalart #beginner #sketches

Me too! Are you in an agency? We have room in mine 😉

@katcorbett.bsky.social on the radio: Are you a Dead Head?

Me, frantically: YES!!

Help Mara Sholette win $25,000 and a feature to tell their story in the iconic Inked Magazine. It's The Start Of A Story About The People I Love And Have Loved In Life. It's Not Complete And It Needs Additions. But It's Honest.

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I need to know the name of the new pope so badly, I'm like vibrating with anticipation and if this goes on much longer I'll start foaming at the mouth. A new English king and a new pope in the same decade is a really exciting time to specialize in religion in Western Europe.

RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness.

Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.

Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.

It’s eugenics

Image is a two panel meme. Panel one is Aragorn from Lord of the Rings asking, "Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?" Panel two is Legolas looking out but his face is partially covered with standard eyes from a standard lego head.

My brain after the phone autocorrected #Legolas to #Legoland

Tom says "I don't care what you watch, as long as it's about me."

Would it really be heartfelt without taking time for a Taylor Swift joke? Bc my friends (and mom) would say no.

A screencap of a youtube recap from December to February showing My top artists. The first is Taylor Swift, followed by Maisie Peters, Noah Kahan, Fall Out Boy, and Datura Lacroye.

@nerdclub.bsky.social check it out, nerds, I got my winter youtube recap. Look who was my number 5!

The Simpsons "do it for her" picture but it's just a screenshot of my Duolingo friend streaks and that fucking owl

Bring back Saxon names. In a few years I want to be teaching little Ælfgifu and her brother Æthelred.

Okay, but Taco didn't have to go so hard on #PuttingOnTheRitz but he did and he did it for us. And I think that's beautiful.

#80smusic

I hold my tongue bc I want to be nice. My facial expression screams at people because I'm actually a bitch.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

I think the worst part of Christmas is all the people we've lost and their ghosts floating around us. I can handle the ghosts of the dead, but the ghosts of the living are the real problem.

“Well to be fair—“ Why? Be ferocious and let others clean up after your indiscriminate mayhem.

Me to a professionally trained soprano during #TheMessiahsingalong "This is not the easiest sight read" 🤣🤣

The only unsolvable problem is a lack of money. Unfortunately that’s the one I have.

#RestInPeace #LiamPayne #OneDirection 😔🙏🏻💔🕯🌈🧔‍♂️ My condolences to your family.

REST IN PEACE LIAM🖤😢💔 #LiamPayne #OneDirection #1D

Liam Payne Dead at 31 After Fall from Buenos Aires Hotel Room Liam Payne is dead after a fall from his hotel balcony in Argentina ... TMZ has learned.

Tragic news.

My heart goes out to his family and friends.

Bandmates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik must be devastated.

The 1D reunion must now live on in our dreams.

RIP, Liam 🙏

#OneDirection #LiamPayne

Suddenly it feels like I'm 19 again. When the boys and getting through college were all that mattered. When I had a bad day I could throw on Spotify and listen to #upallnight and #takemehome on repeat. Bc when no one else was there #OneDirection was. RIP Liam. You'll be forever missed.