legitpat on threads asking “what if we made twitter cheugy”

The perfect summary of Threads

Haven’t got into it yet… worth it?

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I dreamt last night that I got a 3 on my math final. Out of 100. If we invent time travel this is what I'm fixing first

baby's first russian bot waitlist takeover

+1 to Alex. It's straight up NSFW... pretty poor experience

yup...

whoa! this is... very odd

just found shrimp tails in my cinnamon toast crunch?????

^ @racsterls.bio

Thanks @dholms.xyz ! We appreciate you

is it going to say AAAAAAAAAAA on the side

@why.bsky.team y'all should give Lara all of the codes. she'll get the whole Met gala on here in one fell swoop

the vibes are mint

Founders on the sky app

This mf runs shit on here

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People on Twitter keep saying Jack Dorsey runs this place which is not fair to our girlboss

If you give a code to one of the 🧵 / 👇 people, you're banished back to the bird app

Them's the rules

@support.bsky.team am seeing this weird line going thru pfp and username on profiles

First Bluesky posts I saw were anime pfps using an AI duck to plan covert paramilitary operations. This will be a trillion-dollar app.

I think this means you’re doing it right :)

@support.bsky.team is the place to look!

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I propose we just continue to call posts tweets. Xerox and Google might be trademarks but they are also verbs. I’m going to continue my platform-agnostic practice of calling everything a tweet. Just like every article is a blog.

This is the way

Pls get some shut eye, Paul :)

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🤠 howdy

Skyline vibes 📈