Checking in on BlueSky

I didn’t make it. Stole it myself from tumblr

I stole it from someone else so go ahead

Me: “There's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs, where the bluebird sings”

my barber: "say no more fam"

The “fadeaway” illustrations of Clarence Coles Phillips.

AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HANDRED MAYLES
AND AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HANDRED MORE
JEST TA BE THE ONE WHO WALKED A THOUSIN MAYLES
TA VEG RIGHT THROUGH YA DOOR

It’s an apeeling pic

Wishing you a relaxed weekend

Good morning

American tourists

Sleeping bunny.

Good morning

Life imitates art.

Slinky cats

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I literally went through every top post in /r/pareidolia and collected them

Good morning

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,

Good morning

🟪 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘵.

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When you got dumped but you’ve come to peace with it

Good morning

“There’s no safe I can’t crack”

Good morning

The good news is that I found something within our budget.

𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵

Good morning

“I want to get know the real you”

“No no not like that”

Good afternoon.