CoverFly is really gonna shut down when I’m only about $2,800 in contest and coverage fees from the Red List sigh.

I’ve had this idea for a stunt script but I couldn’t figure out one key piece.

Was scrolling through Reddit instead of writing, and I saw a post that lead me to the answer.

Social media isn’t wasting time #scriptsky. It’s research.

I’m “I need Clarissa to explain perimenopause to me” years old.

Just used canola oil am I going to get arrested?

Sat behind a Senator (in economy!) on my flight today and she was very nice and polite to the flight attendants and people chatting with her.

No real point other than sometimes everything isn’t just a bucket of negative. Idk.

Got ghosted for a video interview but while I was waiting I came up with five solid ideas for personal essays so I am not even mad.

Congratulations, that’s so exciting!!

I’m just a girl sitting in her apartment wondering why her upstairs neighbor has decided to vacuum at 11pm.

I remember looking up times in the newspaper. Feels like a different world.

I know this is minor in the scheme of things but…I am concerned about what it has done to comedy. It’s…interesting over there.

Manifest it into existence and if that doesn’t work, go with the stalking option.

Haven’t read any (non professional) articles scripts in a while, anyone up for a swap?

I write comedy pilots but up to read whatever.

Politics aside, with Trudeau stepping down, I need someone to tell me who the new hottest world leader is ASAP.

Yay! I’m trying to write my first feature, they’re hard so it’s impressive you’ve done so many!

Finished outlines for the first two episodes of my web series.

I love this idea so much I’m gonna make it myself.

I might be crazy.

I’m not making any resolutions this year.

I think 2025 should make the resolution to not suck instead.

Wireless headphones are great until you realize they’re not actually on and the whole train knows you’re listening to Bette Midler.

And of course the musical FIDDLERS: On the Roof.

RIP to that idea I had while lying in bed last night but didn’t write down because “I just want to go to sleep” and haven’t been able to remember all day.

We’ll meet again someday my friend.

Me: I will not spend any money today.

Every company I’ve ever given my email address to: you sure about that?

She opens Final Draft to start her ninth screenplay.

“This is the one” she whispers.

She hopes the Devil is listening because she is ready to make a deal.

That sounds incredible and I’m going to do this.

No, it’s always acceptable to have pie for dinner, but especially this week.

Now we just need a newbie comedy writer to sell something and then I’ll really start to believe.

Can I recommend myself or is that gauche?

“Why are you only looking for remote jobs?”

“Because a woman’s place is in the home.”

Finally a conservative value I can believe in.

Ok I’m 100% Italian American and I don’t really like lasagna.

Also Pieces of You is peak Jewel.

Your Job Description is Ridiculous and I Will Not Update my Resume for it I Don’t Want Your Stupid Job Anyway

If any of the writers here are on Medium let me know. Recently started publishing there and I’d like to find you!

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When you’re a writer but you’re also old school.

Ok fine. Hi.