without getting too “inside baseball” shit got fucked
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comment the best way to kys most likes and ill do it
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Back in my day we couldn’t “google how to stop the ghost curse” we had to make actors go microfiching
K-Billy’s super sounds of 70s keeps on truckin’… Sincerely, the Guy On The Couch.
It’s funny how painfully obvious it is that no amount of money will ever buy him or any other wealth hoarding rat any scrap of coolness. Which is all they want, but they’d rather choke society than give up a persona they can’t attain.
Ladies and gentlemen, the 1998 composer for the hit song, “Iris”, Mr. Googoo himself
A beautiful VHS bootleg transfer, we call it our “big beautiful VHS bootleg transfer”
This summer Crisp Rat stars in his most electric role in this momentous biopic entitled, Malcolm Eggs. Rated R.
If you eat a chicken bacon ranch pizza for breakfast while smoking weed you’re officially having a chicky baccy wakey bakey
Bluesky more confidential than a therapist
I wish I had two dicks for those three tits
Did I stutter no seriously I’m asking
Thanks for showing me how to do eggprov
Good luck to anyone who wants to “avoid pronouns” and still form legible sentences
also why infer that having basic human rights is a “political stance”
Why use a pride flag in the thumbnail and not some redneck ass trump flag with some repugnant obscenities as a tagline
Meanwhile it’s never been more profitable where it’s legal, which should be here, but people are afraid of “smells” I guess. 3 years? Why not just chop off his feet?!
If you’re not yawning then you’re not paying attention
Hairy Styles
Post your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
“That Is All”
The slow gurgle of bong water and the deep cough of a purple man
Vaporwave, grindcore, doom metal: here's everything @chatpileband.bsky.social are listening to on Bandcamp at the moment.
I heard Danny Boyle hates MONTHS
It’s made of cocaine
You’re onto something but absolutely fuck that guy either way
The version of Day Of The Dead on tubi is a vhs bootleg and that’s why tubi is cool as fuck.