xfiles // love me an episode that answers none of my questions and only creates more with bonus eye trauma

i have filled out my form but at what cost

it was built like this and i literally do not remember anything else about this kid i was just so focused on the wonder of a moodboard pair of pants irl and also he had a wallet in one pocket drink in one pocket phone in another pocket and we all deserve that

There’s a kid in front of me on the bus rn with really cool punk ish pants and I wish I had the legs that would make the fabric do the shape it’s doing for him rn but more importantly this guy has got a whole medium drink in his pocket no problem and that is what I am most jealous of

i keep on reading ac6 as asscreed 6 and not armored core 6

#freifood

Mocha cake with mocha smbc, chocolate buttermilk cake and chocolate mascarpone filling
I didn’t get to decorate it much bc I didn’t make enough of the smbc

tomorrow....i must do battle with the irs

Come On Up. Come On Up

Chocolate cake trimmed off a bigger cake, combined with chocolate mascarpone cream

Same cake as the previous photo but now in the bowl that held the mascarpone cream, with more cake trimmings added into it

Come to Canada in the next half hour for cake leavings ft. chocolate mascarpone cream

i forgot i have to pay taxes stateside

a screenshot from gundam 0079 where lalah sune asks "captain. what exactly happened while you were in texas?"

continuation of the previous screenshot where char aznable replies "please don't ask."

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i do miss the days when catws was newly released.............mostly in the sense of belonging in a fandom

once again i desire a 3d printer

what do you mean the censors didn't sand them off the swimming boys in free didn't get to keep them

watching he*ven's design team and it probably works much better as a manga but like

the absolute shock at seeing male characters with nipnops

We Work Hard!
We Deserve Cake!

I Work Very Hard And I Deserve Cake

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

maybe the bus smells like yogurt because yogurt is present

me: oh god this bus smells like sour milk nasty
the lady behind me: apparently going to town on a tub of greek yogurt which i did not realize until i got up to get off

it might be better if one of us died actually

my sister refusing to walk the dog because it's ~1C out is going to send me into a 72 hour hold

+ wish i could be given undoubtable permission to rest and also that a god pats me on the head and tell me i worked so hard to live

would people forget you if you died? not everyone, and also you still leave a you-shaped hole

i forgot how mental illness pmmm was

Had a dream today that I was working at some extra large creative agency and aside from the dog ballet class they had the most important thing is for the holiday bonus they gave everyone a stack of cash about an inch thick

I like drawing vieras but I think the downsides of drawing vieras is how much freaking space their ears take up on the canvas

A coyote looking towards the camera, standing in someone’s driveway

The same coyote much closer, standing in the middle of a suburban street

The same coyote standing on the sidewalk, it was surreptitiously observing me

Same coyote from different angle, observing

Return of the yote
It was staring at a car and then stopped to stare t me and when I clicked my tongue at it it started approaching……..followed me for a little bit then went on its coyote way
Also coyotes are really small??? I think the black lab I know is bigger

soft...warm...buttery...potat

Ciabatta buns courtesy of the parental unit 1