The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubricated.

Questionable at best

No idea what is going on but you look good for me (other than the invalid handle)

It's a municipal lot so unfortunately they have the right to park in it. The village parking lot is free to park after six and isn't a far walk and always super empty at night. 🤷‍♂️

The municipal lot is overflowing because they rent half the borough building out to state judges/courts. Overflow is into that lot and the fire dept lot. I'll snap a picture of the sign highlighting it next time I'm there.

Yeah you're cool but are Rick Sebak as your Duolingo friend quest cool??

I passed after sixty hours+ of instruction.

Trump assassination was 100% staged.

My sisters are Gemini and certifiable 🤪

Camping all weekend with the Scouts for our last camp-out of the school season. There are worse wake-up views.

May or June? It only gets worse at 40 haha

👏👏👏 We worked through an entire zoning rewrite in Dormont to make this happen and I can't be more thrilled to welcome more affordable housing with first-floor retail on a TOD site that current is a half-empty surface lot 50% of the time.

Probably drinking. It's amazing he got out without a scratch and that he managed to avoid crashing into any of the structures.

And this is why we practice vehicle extraction.

Opinion | Trump’s credibility problem is now America’s Neither the president’s threats nor his promises nor his deals can be taken at face value.

Trump threatens to leave NATO if European countries don’t join the US war on Iran, but it isn’t working because he has no credibility.

Who trusts that he’ll honor NATO commitments? Who buys that Europe joining the war would make him back NATO? Who believes he’d even tell the truth if they did help?

Someone to fold my laundry. I love cooking. Folding is the worst though.

Are you shocked? They went from condemning Jan 6th to literally pretending an insurrection didn't exist. Eventually they will hit a FAFO wall (god willing).

Before we removed the top of the vehicle

A nice clean cut.

Poor guy.

Last evening of vehicle rescue class 🙏

Like every day, looking forward to opening that champagne I have saved in my fridge 🤞

The "before" picture

After tunneling in via the trunk to rescue and entrapped victim.

"Cracking the egg". Removing the entire bottom of the vehicle to disentangle the patient.

Another Monday, another vehicle rescue class.

Happy birthday!!!

Ms Rachel said we need to CONSIDER each others feelings. HAVE THEY CONSIDERED OUR BOARDERS?

Talk about logging in on the edge of your seat. That's how I looked checking in on the Hungary elections.

They certainly weren't alone in that sentiment. I was surprised how many people were visibly upset but I guess that's the point. If it saves just one kid, it'll be worth it.

Oh she was a total trooper. All the guys were talking about how she had the hardest job laying out in the heat and sun without moving and a sheet over top of most of her. Not to mention most dangerous with broken glass all around. Give her a big thumbs up from all of us!

They were amazing, seriously. They had people crying. Was she the DOA?

At least a dozen people were crying which I didn't expect. The kids who were the "victims" did a hell of a job.

A staged crash scene to educate on the effects of a DUI impact. First responders work to extricate a young male while onlookers from the nearby school watch.

Got to participate in a mock crash ahead of prom season. I remember rolling my eyes at them when I was in HS.... Funny how things change.

The sucking seems to help with the ear pressure as well. Good luck with your travels!

We just always kept the baby in our lap. Saved on a ticket and they always slept good with the drum of the engines. Always packed a ton of snacks and dum dums. You would be amazed at how long a baby can chomp on a dumdum.