Holy shit...

Me, perpetually shocked by the consequences of my own dumb choices:

Wow, who could’ve guessed the red-eye would betray me again.

Sisyphus but he’s just pushing the couch cushions back into the couch

Randomly thinking back to the grip “What Does The Fox Say?” had on the world in 2013

Observation towards end of Q3: becoming even more confident that this theory is correct but I’ll be damned if it ever gets it wrong regardless??

I’m SURE it’s super technical but can’t help but feel the concept behind Amazon’s “blitz predictor” is just “highlight the linebacker that has snuck up to the line of scrimmage” which feels sort of elementary.

Captivating double box of NY football which I did not expect all things considered.

Now, is the “3. ?????” REQUIRED or just a nice add on?

Is this a separation issue or just not getting looks or a combination of both?

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

the best websites are like, <name-of-specific-computer>.{physics|math|ee|cs}.<some-university>.edu/~<initials-of-guy>/stuff/html-page-with-no-css.htm

wint @dril looking at the data and simply laughing

This is the way, glad I’m not the only one that does this - no shot my profile has a personal post at the top of my page at any given time 😅

i think about this Vonnegut quote a lot

a moderately gifted person who would have been a community treasure 1000 years ago is now in daily competition with nothing but the world's champions

and now they're also competing with AI

Sen. Bernie Sanders goes scorched earth, saying "The Democrats ran a campaign protecting the status quo and tinkering around the edges" and that its leadership "are much too wedded to the billionaires and corporate interests that fund their campaigns."

Jameis Winston is a gem 💎 #skyzone

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

So sorry Para ❤️ Wishing the best for you

Does Cabbage Merchant from Avatar count? Would also have to call out the cabbage in Peter Rabbit and maybe Patchy the Cabbage from Veggietales. No particular order though.

Surprisingly, removing the issue from my vision (inbox) didn’t just magically complete the task??? Concerning.

Top 5 at the minimum

Me, blitzing through emails like a madman to clear my to-do list without regard: "Haha, look at me, a productivity genius. No tasks, no worries."

Me, an hour later, opening my inbox to 1,000 replies: "This is my punishment."

Fantastic hips for such a young LB - Niners have done a great job of building out depth through the draft and free agency grabs. Just wish they had better weakside linebacker until Dre comes back because watching De'Vondre Campbell every week is becoming painful.

Message to my haters: I’m on your side. Let’s work together to take this guy down

I definitely understand WHY New York has a burn ban (historical drought, etc.) but are folks burning a whole lot of things outside of fire pits or grills that this is broadcast seemingly urgently across every highway sign I drive by?

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am believe no one is above the law
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!