That's a fine looking loaf. Blue ribbon at the 4-H fair!

NSFW flag for sure.

Outside of a dog a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Same goes for mummies.

That's about double what I paid in the US last week.

"So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself."

"Go, and do thou likewise."

Are those even or odd days?

So how can I, Joe Computer Tech, make millions on this stupid war? I'd really like to retire now.

Same for the miniseries Holocaust a year later.

The sun doesn't always shine you know.

In about two weeks.

Ooh, another Target to not go to!

I don't remember this.

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and grey

Have any tornadoes been reported from this?

This is why I say he'll never be tried for any crimes. His lawyers will point to his dementia and say he isn't fit to stand trial.

CBS in name only.

To his dying day my father-in-law refused to eat chipped beef on toast due to the Navy.

You know the protein bars in Snowpiercer? It's like that.

So, true to form, you mean.

At some point we'll need European countries to give us social democracy lessons.

Jim Oberweis lost a congressional election but went to DC to be sworn in like he'd won. Now he's running in Florida? They can have him. I don't buy Oberweis products and now I'm not sure about Giordano's.

If I were the Phillies Phanatic I would also be all over Taylor McGregor.

I'm so entitled I ride at 4:30am to avoid drivers.

By annexing Illinois counties and cooperating with ICE goons?

Corruption Broadcast System

Every worker whose income is recorded on a W-2 should pay a flat rate. No extra payments or refunds and no need to file taxes.

Can't we have a government that works for us?

I've been saying this for years. Force them to play nice with their neighbors.

The Great Physician now is near,
The sympathizing Jesus;
He speaks the drooping heart to cheer,
Oh, hear the voice of Jesus!

Sweetest note in seraph song;
Sweetest name on mortal tongue;
Sweetest carol ever sung:
Jesus, blessed Jesus!