9. Type old password, new password, new password again
10. Save password?
11. Send code to phone
12. Go to phone app
13. Enter code
14. Successfully changed password! Return to home?
15. Please log in
Logging in to anything now is like:
1. Type username
2. Type password
3. Save password?
4. Send code to phone
5. Unlock phone
6. Choose app
7. Did you log in? Yes/No
8. Your password has expired and needs to be changed
The Gilded Age is back and the robber barons are even more powerful this time
134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.
The call taxi belongs in a history book because taxis don't stop for you any more
Just let me have a boyfriend already UGH
American voters have proven time and again that they have a short attention span and get bored easily. They need someone who says dramatic and extreme things.
I totally agree. But it's not enough to tell voters to do the correct thing. The candidate has to take bold stances that get the imagination and excitement going. And be authentic about it.
I always enjoy r/angrycatpics
You're telling me a Jamaican jerked this chicken?
I had to eat my traditional Spanish rice dish without musical accompaniment. Totally acapaella.
Circle kirk
wtf is a "looksmaxxer" like they're just inventing reasons to be famous at this point
look at me guys i'm a blinkmaxxing eyecel!!!
white people say some shit like "oh, fiddlesticks" then they cum
They are on the verge of openly worshiping him as a god
That and Social Security
Really tired of shit
So did you find out who's naughty or nice?
Simpson, eh?
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Reps: (about to do the fascism)
Constituents: Don't do it!
Reps: D'ohhhhh! Foiled again!
MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE
The President is not supposed to be reading the speech for the first time as he is giving it
That's my Bluesky experience from day one
Even if someone is a recluse living off grid, they still enjoy the benefits of the state protecting them from foreign bombs, and from their land being used as toxic waste dumps.
Did you buy nattō instead?
DEI for conservatives
If only they resurrected O'Malley
I never bothered to watch Grey's Anatomy, but based on what #Trump says doctors look like, I imagine it looks something like this.