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Posts by Ivy Jelisavac

i'm gonna go cry and not be on this app for an extended while. find me on patreon.

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welp now i'm nauseated from a reply to the thread i posted to distract myself and feel better 🙏 hence deleted.

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hey so maybe this is a really unfunny and unhelpful thing for me to see at the moment after what i just described

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do not recommend

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somehow i feel it in my teeth, the only cure is panini twitter style attention, i appreciate y'all

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not heal properly so i had to go back in today for another cut and squeeze and now i have this ptsd like phantom sensation of them scraping around in the infected tissue in my neck 😭

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no i was an emergency walk-in to a german outpatient healthcare facility and applying numbing cream or local anaesthesia would have taken too long/required a separate appointment and they really didn't want to let it fester more, so they cut and squeezed it 2 weeks ago and then the wound would 1/2

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Thank you! I can just still feel them scraping around in there, infected area 😭

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it made me think of how in the past people would have limbs amputated with a towel to bite down on and maybe, if they're lucky, some whiskey

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oh my god i remember that too, they used the maximum dosage on only 1 tooth and i could still feel it so they had to sedate me, and i remember squeezing the nurses hand and asking for breaks because i could STILL feel it!!!

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so there was this CROCODILE

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THANK YOU it's not even a good story 😭

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Me as a passenger listening to a rambling PA from the captain: does the world really need more talking

Me if I were an airline pilot: smashing that PA button every five minutes just to revel in the glory of human flight, MY DUDES CHECK OUT THAT SWEET CLOUD

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thank you. supportive friends like you are what will get me througn this.

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Tragic news. I had an absolutely insane outfit ready for a ceremony this week and now it will be too cold for said outfit

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I think the survival mode of the last 10 years, the loss of community/third spaces in favor of being very online, and now AI that is always available, is always about you, and you can regenerate any response you don't like.

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She said the two of us looked so "in harmony" that she had to approach, she had lost her dog last winter. "Do you want to sit?"

Now we're besties

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I'm just waiting for my bubble tea rubbing Eli's belly when this lady stops in her tracks to watch us, white teddy fleece pink silk scarf purple 60s sunglasses

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Guys I made a new friend and she's 87

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did you know that they let anyone compose music? u can just do it. composers are just a guy

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omg thank you this is PERFECT i've been wanting stuff to listen to

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there is so much amazing knowledge for free on the internet. i'm SCREAMING

today i'm teaching myself music theory

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Biscuits I'd avoid as a whole since they have additives that would probably be bad for everyone involved.

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should be safe for dogs as well incase they find a stray. Whole peanuts in the shell are also popular, but can be a choking hazard or intestinal block to dogs, maybe also other wildlife. It's fun to watch them open the shells, but safety depends on the area you feed them.

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That's really thoughtful, I wish everyone thought this way! I befriended mine with plain rice waffles (no added salt either), which are safe for birds, dogs, and people so we all snack together. That's a good option! I hear they also like cat food (treats or kibble) which in scavenging moderation

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The same way that the invention of washing machines raised expectations about how much cleaning women should be doing (you guessed it, more)

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i've never tried to sing before but when my dog does a little howl before going outside it sounds perfect and because he is my biological dog this must mean i too will be a great singer

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normally i find this kinda mean but this chick was indiscriminately hitting on any chinese man in the vicinity so in her case kinda justified

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someone told this girl in our language group that "i love you" in chinese is 西兰花 so she's been running around going 西兰花 to random people but guys

西兰花 means

broccoli

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