the asexual flag

why do all the people who don't like sex come from the gay german empire?

me :)

felt cute, will not delete, thanks

when north americans say "The Lord" we mean the Burger King

old meme where a man is holding a light colored labrador dog gently in place for display, with one hand under the dogs face and another extending the tail. it reads "look at my entire dog"

i heard tdov and my brain instantly thought of this image and said "the most visible"

when am i gonna see a drag king named hammer longballo

call my titties stone fruit the way they drupe

Larry King interviewing Martha Stewart, asking her "How did you get into this, for want of a better term, 'bag'"

me whenever i see a beautiful woman

um hello

why am i new york pretty in a mid west state

mindset: catholic
work ethic: protestant

looking for a 2 pussy experience

the "i" in tiny, the "all" in small!

if u drink acid yes

catholicism?? more like CUCKtholicism !

girl crane

the defamatory brick!!

new product spotted

anthony bourdain fucking sucks

you think its a disadvantage that you can see my pussy? WRONG it gives me power

i have never seen so many hideous short haircuts

gets scared at the lesbian meetup

i will pop off quietly

if taylor swift was straight she would have a dog

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two menacingly beautiful women wearing sports bras and sunglasses. the shorter younger woman is seen struggling to catch up to the taller, older woman to give her a sip of the diet dr pepper that they are savoring together on their lovely walk to a local cemetery.

my bestie and i are soooo cool 😎

seeing a commercial for a new nbc show called "couple to throuple" is my joker moment