A picture of Wii golf

Can you believe this weather

Clavicular brutally drugmogged

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables except it’s me, age 33, firing up Rock Band alone in the basement

Can’t explain clearly but I kinda feel like a Superman logo tattoo usually represents a gaping character flaw

What the fuck is Pibb Xtra

FUCK U of M for life but I DID pick them in my bracket pool and AM therefore about $180 richer and MAD about it

Eczema is a beautiful name for a girl

MI checking in, more Gretch please

A screenshot of Facebook marketplace recommending to me a set of two bright pink t-shirts in the wrong size. I have never shopped for clothes on Facebook marketplace.

A little refreshing to get signals that Meta has no idea who I am

Editing a 40 slide PowerPoint like I’m not in hell I’m not in hell I’m not in hell

God damnit he’s mogging right behind me isn’t he

Does anyone remember the dril tweet about crashing the van and ruining his new jeans because his large idiot sons were hollering in the backseat? I can’t find it and it feels like I dreamt it

Every morning I wake up for work, fling my laptop open, and say “hello Mr. Swine, here are my finest pearls”

We have zonkeys and ligers and yet they refuse to make a bird that lays baby bels instead of eggs

Starting a yt channel with DIY medical hacks like “ultrasounds with a candle and a jar of peanut butter”, “3 minute finger amputation for better mood balance” etc. get rich, do some bits, never get prosecuted

Will they still say I’m fergalicious when I’m dead

TFW you meet your girl’s ex and he’s literally the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B 🤦‍♂️

Jane GooDolls

Not at all, this’ll play!

Going to the Pistons game tonight and taking recommendations for what to yell at Cade (must be encouraging)

Make chess a CarPlay app or I swear to christ I’ll run this car off the road anyway

Hell is other peehole

I’m still not over the fact that they only Simpsonized like 4 people then shut the site down

The Polo family is about to get more than they bargained for.. tonight on TRADING SPICES

You did now and you’re absolutely right to dream about it

Would love to hear Cher’s Mr. Ed impression

Everyone on MySpace has been pretty quiet on topics like Palestine, the Epstein files, etc. just saying

Boba Fett implies the existence of Kiki Fett