hi bluesky i shaved my head

ugh sorry i’m posting on egge more lately

i want her as a webkinz

watched rocky horror with 🦋 and as the credits rolled he asked “wait, where’s the giant plant?”

No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.

went to a plus sized thrift store w my partner and found some cute stuff :3

me if you even care

yes I do post on here as if it were one big group chat because you’re all my friends

🫃🏻

well done :-D

do it!!!

hi besties

purple pin that says “if you don’t have anything nice to say, you’d get along great with my mother”

a picture of a cartoon character with the words " what the scallop " Alt: a picture of a cartoon character with the words " what the scallop "

how did i stay up until 5:30am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

her peanut butter of choice is taylor jif

and when she surprises someone on their birthday she’s taylor gift

jolly rancher that tastes like pussy

a swaggy grandpa taking a selfie, with text over “2 black coffees 3 cigarettes and no breakfast”

i need to lock in and start a big crochet project

what a weird day today was

my ring camera keeps picking up two raccoons (they are in love) and i feel like linda belcher watching them with 🦋

slug with pacifier

face reveal

1d outfit imagine

happy belated bday!!! you are awesome :]

rahhhhhhh

having such a rough flare up today

oh i think one of my fav muts deleted :(