can I be a lesbian. is that okay with everyone. or do I have be bisexual or else

if I dream about us making out sloppy style I am not telling you

hackers associated with the nation of iran have launched a sophisticated attack targeting me seeing cool pictures

they ran out of storage for images

computer is it normal to randomly cry because youre ugly . should I stop crying because I deserve it

no one wants to date me because im ugly. not because im insecure and bad at expressing my feelings

doctor today said i’m so ugly they gotta put me down

i’m not cut out for dating im out in this earth to play video games

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

a tomadochi life screenshot of me reading the communist manifesto while sitting on a fountain

birth: ???
death: ???

a zine of “terrific trans people of WI!; a brief collection of gays in wisconsin” by Max Thiede

a page of juniper and her pfp Terrific Trans People of WIL A Brief Collection el Gars in Wisconsin is pay what pay wish, A Handy Guide to the M Juniper Birth: ???? Death: ???? PresS Several of the people in my zines are known for their resilience, kadership, and spirit in the face of societal pressures. Some just vant to go sicko mode. As an internet shitposter, little is known about Juniper's early life. In 2019, she started her Twitter account, and many of her early posts endorsed Bernie Sanders' 2020 campaign. After the election, Juniper's tone became more aggressive unhinged. It wasn't until February 2022, however, that her popularity truly skyrocketed. That moath, Juniper photoshopped a fake image of Julia Fox alongside a fabricated headline: "Julia Fox opened up about her 'difficult" relationship with Kanye West - 'He didn't like when I went goblin mode" While entirely made up, many people believed the image was real and even searched for the nonexistent article. Juniper continued her hijinks. A few months later, she went viral again after falsely claiming that Snickers was "removing the dick vein from their candy bars. Once again, people, and even some media outlets, fell for it. Public outrage grew so intense that Snickers' official Twitter account eventually responded: "Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter... THE VEINS REMAIN!" Juniper continued trolling Twitter's gullible masses until she flew too close to the sun. In October 2023, she posted a tweet claiming that "evidence that Elon Musk is a pedophile is rapidly growing." Rather than respond directly, Musk banned Juniper and several of ber accounts. To this day, he has never publicly addressed the claim. Despite being exiled from Twitter, Juniper lives on through other ventures. She co-hosts a podcast called Western Kabuki, which focuses on internet culture and interviews notable online figures. Outside of the internet, she works in food industry quality control. The internet is a behemoth…

front page famous @junlper.beer

a picture of my magic the gathering cards, notably, emeritus of conflict lorehold, the historian cyclonic rift

and ofcourse, some of my hits from the prerelease kit, prize packs, and one collector booster I bought ^_^

also pulled a cyclonic riff in my pre lease kit lmao

thank you!! ^_^

a picture of my magic the gathering prerelease deck, it’s a lorehold deck

first time going 3-0 at prerelease! I had a nasty deck

a tiktok screenshot a person with long hair and a blank expression “goblin affirmations: - you are nimble - you are clever - you are most mischievous - your trinkets are shiny - every single frog adores you - your whimsy is feral and that is okay - ppl laugh bc you are funny”

american elections:

Please support your local wizard instead of buying spells from big wand wizards

vaxxed?

no yeah the spell I cast is from another school you probably haven’t even heard of it

restaurant called “much mobile” burger restaurant pictured is food i’m not sure how to describe. no burgers are pictured

me when I finally learn how to drive:

good morning goose

didn’t realize the notherlion cruise thing was real I thought everyone involved was just doing a bit

dude i’ve needed to get so many new pants for work because of hrt

I know it’s common but it bothers me that one of my boobs has gotten bigger than the other

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

“wait, you’ve never had sex with a mutual…?” I get scared to dm mutuals

guys can I dm my mutuals. or will I be killed

yes