Trump had an affair with Jigsaw???

Congratulations!

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This is Perfect......
I saw it first from @nothoodlum.bsky.social
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I'm sure Mike will claim he hasn't seen the tweet.

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

This is my wife's favorite day of the year. It marks the longest stretch before she has to hear "One Shining Moment" again.

Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps

No need for a draft. Just send ICE.

If it looks like a dictator, and walks like a dictator, and squawks like a dictator…

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

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Back at ya!

RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.

We 100% need to normalize treating being a billionaire as a massive character flaw.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

It's a shame Donald Trump won't be there to see how much the world is going to celebrate when he kicks the bucket.

They've really lowered the boom. That'll show 'em.

We Fought a Zoo

Chris Pratt doesn't really bother me but this was pretty damn funny.

One of my favorites. I got the Criterion Collection blu-ray rather than be at the mercy of streaming services for my annual Labor Day viewing.

The absolute accuracy of this.

“In other words, AI reduces productivity, not increases it.”

Fine, I'll carry proof of citizenship when ICE agents stop wearing masks. So never.

I was just there last week. That sign never fails to make me smile.

Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.

Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.

This isn’t controversial.

A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

Happy Birthday!

Sadly, she's not wrong. We ran two incredibly accomplished, qualified female candidates and they both lost to literally the worst person in the world.

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live.

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I currently have a cold that has lasted longer than Trump's ceasefire.