How short are you going to go?

Thank God for that!

Nigel Farage said in 2022 that MPs defecting to another party and then refusing to call a by-election was

“no go, it’s not right, it is dishonorable”

So where are the by-elections for all those MPs who have now joined Reform?

If he does nothing else, I hope he gets rid of that square loop 😱

Bloody hell!

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Oh that’s marvellous. I hate awkward chit-chat about holidays, and telly programmes I don’t watch.
In some ways, going to the dentist is better as you only have to talk about teeth; or your mouth is open and you can’t talk at all.

a woman is wearing a pink suit and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is wearing a pink suit and making a funny face .

And you have to chat too, which makes is even worse.

Yuk. I hate anything that involves strangers invading my space:
Haircuts / eye tests / dental appointments / eyebrow waxing 😱

Hello!
Yes, we had a nice peaceful Christmas- just the 3 of us.
How about you?
My trebuchet hasn’t been used recently as I haven’t needed to complain about anything 😀

It’s the gift that keeps on giving 😬

That’s on my playlist too!
To be fair, my grandad liked it, and it reminds me of him whenever I hear it, so I added it to my list.

God, I thought it was a photo of Jarvis Cocker 😱

Funny how introverts are always told to ‘speak up’ and ‘get out of their shell’… but no one ever tells extroverts to lower their volume and maybe read the room

Names for the three-in-a-row game, around the world…

*Tic-tac-toe (US)
*Noughts and crosses (UK)
*Crosses and buns (Denmark)
*Butter, cheese and eggs (Netherlands)
*Sausages (Latvia)
*Cat (Mexico)
*Game of the old lady (Brazil)
*Tripp-trapp-tresko (Norway)
*Pubic louse (France)
*Hobo chess (Sweden)

I'm so old I forgot they used to come in a box.

I'm a bit fed up of eating apples now.
I originally had 2 carrier bags full, and gave 1 bag to a neighbour.
I still have a huge bowl full of apples.

I can

I can

Jesus Christ alive.

This is lunatic territory.

Definitely. I'm very lucky to have had such great colleagues. They're the very best of people.

I’ve had a lovely final day at work, and received lots of amazing gifts from my colleagues:
A hamper of art materials.
A £200 voucher for a local art gallery.
A voucher for afternoon tea for 2.
A bouquet of flowers.
£180 cash.
A voodoo doll.
3 bottles of fizz.
3 bottles of gin.

I am retired!
Woo hoo!

1 more day at work until I retire. Woo hoo!

Welcome to Durham.

UK mothers earn £302 a week less than fathers, analysis shows ONS data shows they are working for free from 1 September, almost three months earlier than Equal Pay Day for all women

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Woo hoo!
Well done.