Do it!

I regret clicking the link. You know how in 2026 we’re all constantly talking about safe spaces? Well they’re sick of it!

Whoa, look out 2017!

There should be a show called Jeopardy: Anecdotes where it’s just charming stories. Everyone gets like 7 minutes with Ken, going back and forth, and then MAYBE you answer a few clues about your favorite subject. Then the audience votes on the winner.

There should be a show called Jeopardy: Anecdotes where it’s just charming stories. Everyone gets like 7 minutes with Ken, going back and forth, and then MAYBE you answer a few clues about your favorite subject. Then the audience votes on the winner.

That’s definitely the reason. For sure. The first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions Harry Potter is “liberalism.”

A piece of shit spewing lies.

This dumb motherfucker is trying to refute countless photos, videos, firsthand accounts and the eyes of anyone with a working brain with, “one time I heard a crazy story.”

That’s fair!

Haha, I’m on the fence, too. I might have to step away from writing for a while…

Landman starring Billy Bob Thornton? What’s next, Waterwoman asterisking Barry Weave Roseounce?!

Hahaha

It’s not too late to say the smart thing, text it to the thread!

It turns out BOTH guests @benjaminjs.bsky.social & @kevinseccia.bsky.social are on Bluesky. Somehow I know this is Timmy’s fault.

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The city should let a couple of people each month cover themselves in bubble wrap and then get picked up by the garbage truck claw thing. Just a few times, up and down, and they put it on the local news.

Aside from being fascist fucking cowards, every ICE guy looks like the biggest loser you’ve ever met, on the worst day of their life. Just a sloppy, watery-eyed yokel, white-knuckling his way through a divorce, dribbling chaw down his goatee, and furious about an OF model who won’t message him back.

Hahaha

In Jurassic Park, why did Dr. Grant climb all the way down the tree to outrun the falling SUV, rather than climb around to the other side of the tree? If I’d been at that park it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

If I ask my therapist about her other clients and if she ever had one that was a murderer or in the mob and if I’m her favorite client or not, that shouldn’t count against my time.

There are some good deals out there on Santa Traps, if you search around!

Whoa!

And a large ostrich deviled egg for the middle!

I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.

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Don’t be a piece of shit, or don’t date songwriters. You really gotta pick one.

A writer in LA is like an old-timey door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, only you have to pitch your way thru everyone in the house, including the dog, and no one’s ever home. And you have to make the vacuums.

Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.

“Kryptonite doesn’t hurt Superman. His body, on a subatomic level, recognizes the rock. It knows what it is, and that he belongs there, and it understands that he will never be there again. What brings him to his knees isn’t pain, it’s the sadness of knowing he can never go home.” -Don Draper

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

I like the therapy seasons that are like a grab bag, after a week when not much is going on. “Things are okay. Pretty good… I forgot to workout yesterday. Also, I thought about this toy I had when I was 9… Oh, I got sad about a squirrel? Should I- Do you want me to talk about that?”

Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.