Am I the only one who remember Margaret? She appeared in a couple of episodes as a stand in for Sven and Samantha.
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And now I just won dickhead of the week.
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And now I just won dickhead of the week.
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As their old twitter feed used to say
#meuh #shrug
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Remind me, is Kristy pro/anti children?
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Typical Helen. It's unimportant because it's not about her!
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Krusty doesn't seem as on board with a pregnancy as Helen. Might be because Krusty doesn't have any geriatrics to palm the viking sprog.
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Doesn't Krusty know that even thinking of having unprotected sex in Ambridge leads to pregnancy!
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I'm surprised Adam hasn't learned not to count his (Brian) chickens.
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She'd be thrown in for free if I'd had any say.
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I bet the montbelliards are smoking gitanes and taunting the Anguses.
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By Ambridge standards Krusty should have had gazillion babies by now. All sex leads to children in Ambridge.
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Oh is Krusty pregnant.
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I'm surprised Dane got upset. It's not like we have heard about the relationship for ages.
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Maybe send Helen and Tom to the knackers yard.
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Was David that traumatised during Ruth's cancer treatment?
I started listening around that time but I can't remember.
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Plus money.
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And finally, all my earthly goods shall go to the Borchester cravat museum.
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He is very good in Clare in the Community.

Adam is fucked whatever happens. If he gets it in writing the others will play the dementia care or Brian will just not change the will.
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And what will give is Adam.
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Hahaha
Adam just blabbed by mistake to Alish.
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Ian will meet the Fury from hell when Adam comes home.
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I'm crying with laughter!
Adam is out again.
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Does Dane know Helen exist?
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Adam, the more you speculate the more Brian will disinherit you
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Alish you snake!
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Helen, you're quite aversive...
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Adam, hell will freeze over twice before you get home farm
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