They'll never make me hate Kennedy. Shes great and seems to have a good head on her shoulders

Its seemingly never the people who need lip filler who get lip filler

Dude, im wet

Thank you

I want to comment on more people's sexy posts but I dont know how to word things without it being objectifying or borderline sexual harassment.

Im about to shoot ropes of cum. I have an entire row to MYSELF on this trans-atlantic flight

I got asked about doing a project for work that involves heavily contaminated/toxic materials. I would need a whole tyvek suit and respirator. I would have to completely shave my beard and mustache for the respirator to fit properly. Should I k*ll myself or what?

My heart breaks for the montreal fans, hopefully everything pulls through for the remaining dates

Every now and again I think about Jennifer Coolidge's episode of SNL being canceled due to the 2023 writer's strike and I mourn what could have been.

I dont think I ever just feel sad for myself. Its always mixed with other emotions and an internal debate as to whether the problem is worth being sad over. I.e. do I deserve to have my little pity party.

Being stood up fucking sucks

I hate everyone oh my fucking god.

when the Friday hits so Good

How.... how does one make the connection between the Bible and load shooting distance competition? Was there a passage I missed from the Bible? Its kind of camp

That being said, I do want to be rung out like a dish towel to crack my back. I dont care if I make it out alive, I just want my back broken.

I do genuinely believe chiropractors are modern day snake oil salesmen and shouldn't be called doctors. They're not practicing medicine and are a scam

How does it feel being the sexiest individual ever?

If anyone needs me I'll be yearnmaxxing for a while fyi

There is no way most historic figures have actual insightful final words before they die. I dont believe most of these final words quotes. That shit is made up

He WISHES he was serving this level of Cunt

I dont know if ive ever seen anyone be a bigger cuck than you. King cuck

Photo from above, showing a gay man in a jockstrap on all fours

Photo from above showing a gay man in a jockstrap on his back

Which side do you prefer?

People who hate Jenny from Forest Gump simply have no media literacy. I hate seeing this argument pop up all the time that she's a "villain"

I did have to surrender my crossbody bag because it was apparently too big to bring into the venue, which Im still a little annoyed about.

Photo of stage with gaga performing in front of a giant skull prop

Wide view of area with gaga's cape lit up in rainbow

Got to see Gaga in concert in DC tonight. Amazing show. I lost my voice. Im so happy

Im at the airport and im the very first person at the gate. Im in first place, does that mean I get to drive the plane?

Every time I've had to code, it's been against my will. Im not good with computer logical reasoning.

In some ways Im an idiot. I dont know how to code at all, and I don't really want to learn how to do so. I work outside for a reason.

Youre supposed to wear your birthday suit on your birthday, right?

Angry cat throwing a brick at viewer

For the past few days I've just been simmering with anger. Even the people I usually vent to have upset me in some regard. Its not a great feeling, but nothing is being solved so Im just not calming down. Ugh