There was always that one kid in school who laughed at their own jokes. Hi. #420 #coachella #comedy #upinsmoke #marijuana #blunt #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/20/26
Posts by MyWingman
I took molly at a rave, thinking I’d find some deep connection. Turns out, I just needed deodorant. #euphoria #coachella #raves #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/13/26
Well now wait just a minute…I’m just realizing I’m my girl’s first baddie. I need to be gentle. #baddie #marchmadness #ILoveSomali #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman
(Get a load of this guy drinking tequila like a sorority girl at Señor Frogs-half dancing, half crying and fully committed.) #springbreak #twerking #senorfrogs #nokings #existential #LaCasaDeLosFamososCol3 #uconn #presale #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/30/26
I used to be a half-naked, twerking spring breaker. Then I became a local news story. It’s called character building. #springbreak #twerking #existential #marchmadness #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/23/26
Better a has-been than a never-was—but where does that leave us? #oscars #sinners #seanpenn #leo #michaelbjordan #teyanataylor #ryancoogler #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/16/26
There aren’t enough vomit emojis on my phone to express how much I dislike your father’s thirst trap photo. #daylightsavings #vomitemojis #thirsttrap #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/9/26
I mansplained mansplaining to my new girlfriend. (She dumped me mid-sentence.) #mansplain #breakups #war #deladay #drunk #insecure #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/3/26
Better than 50 Cent and TI combined:
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I’m here to announce that I’m moving to the beach. Sadly, this town just can’t compete with my thirst for chill vibes… #winterblues #summermemories #snow #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/23/26
I’m not the most confident person in the world, but I do look good in a mustache and blue jeans. #denim #styleicon#moustache #presidentsday #olympics #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/16/26
I’d love to join you for salsa lessons, but I’m currently navigating some brand-new, extremely unsexy physical limitations. #valentines #valentinesday #badbunny #reggaeton #salsa #puertorico #superbowl #samdarnold #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/9/26
Everyone handing out life advice also has a favorite brand of weed gummies. #Seahawks #GRAMMYs #BadBunnyBarcelona #mamdani #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/3/26
#GRAMMYs #bestnewartist MC NAH & Sub-Par
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Every town’s got a neighborhood nuisance. Turns out, it’s me.
#Minneapolis #Protesters #AbolishICE #Seahawks #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/26/26
Nice flip-flops. I’d love to be that carefree, but I have too many people depending on me. #footwear #Caleb #MLKDay #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/19/26
Yeah, heartbreak hurts, but have you ever gotten a new haircut and no one noticed? #mood #brokenheart #sad #heartbroken #heartbreak #bills #menshair #barbershop #hairstyle #wandasykes #hairstyles #haircut #hair #beard #beards #beardlife #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/12/26
I just binged all of the Sopranos and all I got was this lousy habit of mispronouncing “Gabagool” and “mutz-a-rell”. #thesopranos #jamesgandolfini #sopranosmemes #davidchase #thesopranosquotes #pauliewalnuts #ravens #venezuela #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/5/26
My life’s so good, I don’t even need alcohol! (But I’ve been microdosing-just in case.) #newyearsresolution #newyears #microdosing #aaronrodgers #newyearnewyou #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/29/25
Oh great, here comes Bob—bringing his signature chaos to the bar like it’s just part of the happy hour special. #bar #drunk #nightout #wasted #Christmas #ChristmasClassic #Xmas #SeasonGreetings #HappyHolidays #Vintage #family #reunion #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/22/25
I grew up in a neighborhood that got worse by the day-but we had cable, so we didn’t notice. #netflix #netflixmovies #netflixandchill #strangerthings #robreiner #cable #hbo #videomusicbox #thebox #larrydavid #hbo #tv #mtv #cinemax #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/15/25
As a man, you can either be funny or have money. This isn’t poetry-it’s just the facts. #christmas #christmasgifts #santa #christmasiscoming #christmascountdown #holidayseason #holiday #gifts #family #giftideas #MariahCarey #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/8/25
as big of a Bill Murray fan as i am- Scooged never did it for me and to me it's mostly his performance.
I ran all the way back here to say I’m sorry… now please call me an Uber before I die. #uber #sorry #soul #poser #fatty #work #tired #haircut #midlifecrisis #jalenrose #hiphop #richardpryor #whitehousexmas #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/1/25
Mom and Dad worry about me constantly, but if they knew you were in a dump like this, they’d have something else to talk about. #BlackoutWednesday #gratitude #givingthanks #GivingTuesday #Thanksgiving #blackfriday #football #friendsgiving #family #parents #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 11/25/25
If there’s a BBL payment plan, sign me up. I’d literally work my ass off. #bbl #tijuana #plasticsurgery #trending #viral #itgirl #haters #selflove #thatbitch #idgaf #girlspower #tiktok #model #fashion #thick #winter #weirdgirlwinter #zelda #chiefs #bills #skate #existential #art #mywingman 11/17/25
Your “vibe shift” sounds like a polite way of saying you turned conservative. #BlueWave #zohran #Congress #shutdown2025 #shutdown #USA #stockmarket #protest #congress #schumer #washingtondc #trump #vibeshift #ACA #SNAP #Medicaid #fetterman #HoldTheLine #ACA #existential #art #mywingman 11/10/25