unfortunately, my agent noticed

i am not having a sexy time 😭

consensus seems to be that i am royally screwed. i guess i’m reverse outlining. please send beer and pizza.

a black and white photo of a man with curly blonde hair and a mustache . Alt: gene wilder in young frankenstein yelling “it could work!”

👀

hmm tropes, okay. there’s journalist/rockstar and best friend’s younger brother? i guess?

finally an explanation that makes sense. also, oh fuck.

stuff and nonsense

so you're saying i have to throw out the whole book and start over

this is terrible news

oh crap horses! let me write this down

shit

you've mixed me up with cat sebastian, which is very flattering but ultimately unhelpful

pls let me know immediately if you figure out where to find it!

real quick before i start the fourth draft of this goddamn book: does anyone know what a plot is?

yassssssssssss look at that stacked category!!!

your girl’s on the hugo ballot again! i love love love working on @thedeadlands.com and i’m so proud of us! especially @ecatherine.com 🖤💀

it’s deathin’ time!

(still working on possible catch phrases) (don’t tell @ecatherine.com)

inspiring keynote speech p mohamed thank you for clapping.final.FINAL

ugh okay fine. there are two exceptions and he’s one of them.

soderbergh really is out there reinforcing my policy of not trusting anyone named steve.

do it!

i remember once getting very mad at tom robbins for telling me i smoked the wrong brand of cigarettes 😂 but i was like 18 at the time, so i assume these jokers are of similar life experience and will get over it, as i did.

back in my day we said this sort of nonsense about second person.

i was pregnant or nursing for like eight years straight and it’s basically impossible to
not think about them.

i think this might be the one novel where that is not only appropriate but possibly required tbqh

today i was so stressed that i made a loaf of bread, a pan of rolls, a pan of cinnamon rolls, and some apple turnovers.

hmm, maybe a witch?

i think it’s because i have cats

theo is asleep on my legs. ernie is asleep on my chest and arm. the coffee pot is out of reach.

there’s a zero??