could this be what makes him meta. no

you can tell meta knight hates it when his acolytes are freaking out over the current whereabouts of kirby and he needs to say "grape garden" with a straight face like hes ordering the thick thighs pussy salad

i like meta knight as a character because his driving force in life seems to be being pissed off that hes a component of the kirby universe, which would piss me off too

whenever i go to bestbuy i act like i dont know a damn thing about computers but im also very attentive and keep asking questions. it makes them feel spectacular

if your mind isnt a prison im not convinced youre a real person

im not a complicated person im an adult
theres a difference and only noobs think theyre the same thing

weed jail shit

its fat pussy friday

they finally listened

i havent read any deleuze at risk of turning into a little bitch

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"Playing Team Fortress 2? I'll show you something interesting." "The two types of weapons are diamondback and winger. All weapons fall into these two categories. Air Strike? Diamondback. Loose Cannon? Winger." "Übersaw? Diamondback. Rescue Ranger? Winger. Despite providing mobility whilst being situational, Baby Face's Blaster is Diamondback."

they dont make em' like they used to

A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

wishing upon a star that the people who live with me thatre currently inside my house will think to knock on the door while im taking a shower if they need something as opposed to screaming across the house or sending me a fucking text

high fructose porn syrup

i dont care if we arent close. you need to be naming babies and animals after me like i changed your life and got murdered

my life is a joke about the internet

What's the best program for detecting if an image is AI? Trying to figure out if this is a real photo

TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL okay well not nick jr you knew what i meant

doing my taxes and forgot that they do penis verification now

Seriously though if I went to Boston and just walked around the streets, would the dudes there really be talking in that accent? like that's not really a thing is it

STOP PLAYING OVERWATCH

violence is bad

it should be illegal to blow people to smithereens

i wish i could provide even rudimentary comfort or support for some people in need but if that door is closed itd feel rude to come knocking

this was about the time i found popularmmos graphic novel at a thrift store for negative 8 dollars