Yes yes yes yes yes yes!!

I love hive minds and swarms of clones getting big and taking up the world in a synchronized rampage 🤎🤎

Size shenanigans clone selfcest is ummmm sure is a powerful thought....

Especially if there's some kind of hive mind at play..... 🫣

Do not be weird when you see a normie post something sizey! DO NOT BE FUCKING WEIRD!

#sizesky

Now you can have it in censored image form

6 seconds ago: The "looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking!" scene from Independence Day, but crashing the plane against a giant bug pussy and causing just a short annoyed moan 2 days ago: I wonder how the planet crust feels against a dick 3 days ago: Cockroach Gains Omnipotence And Shrinks All Cities In The World At Once Just To Jerk On Them Bug Full Of Love For Its New Subjects 4 days ago: I really like when macros' cum makes a mess... Feeling very special thinking of cities covered with my white seed and seeing me ejaculate... I'm full of love. I'm a very big bug and you are all so little and I love you so much... You're going to taste it soon... Here it comes, here it comes, here it c 6 months ago: Oh no! I've been shrunk and now all the hot bugs want to have sex with me! Oh no, what I'm going to do?? Oh nooo!

My drafts section is becoming a graveyard of ships I felt too self-conscious to pilot.

ᴱˡ ᶦᵐᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵛᵒ...ᵎ

My latin is rusty, but my OCD is stronger

Blattas ite domum

Checked my latin sources, conditum is the neutral-gendered form, but it's actually condito since it's in ablative *a Roman legionnarie makes Roach write the word 100 times in the wall of the forum*

Listening to the SU soundtrack today and it got to the movie and I forgot that every fucking move the diamonds make is accompanied by a kinda deep rumble/thoom and I

Same day as the foundation of Rome! Happy birthday ab Quinn conditum 🥳🥳🏛️🏛️

i forgot to work on this today
hav the sketch so far tho

sorry the earth was actually a science experiment blown out of proportion on par with someone growing mold in a petri dish

8ts so common and I love it anytime I see it.
high gravity world leading to us being so short, but alsoso strong to fully pick up the 3 meter tall aliens in a bridal carry is very fun of a combination

"Hey, Pixel! What's got two big bunny ears and just hacked the Pentagon? That's right, it's THIS gal!"
"URRRRGH I should HATE this but that was SO SEXY OF YOU,"

Pix deciding to grow to Mona's size is such a diva move. Mona would love that shit too. brb writing fic where Pix and Mona hook up.

(Pix would actually hate Mona for being relentlessly chipper and distrust her inherently for OPSEC/cybersecurity reasons)

Probably some screams of excitement as the little people were watching

(go read the paelverse by @quakeroc.bsky.social, it rules)

Alien bugs, lizards, birds, and other creatures treating humanity as just a commodity.

Abducted not to learn more about a sapient species, but because a fast food chain needs more seasoning for their cheap meals.

YES!!!

Von Neumann nanomachines really sound sexy after that Powerpuff Girls episode

I also like the inverse of this trope where it turns out that humans are the largest known sophonts and everyone else is like a centimetre tall.

they should award some kind of prize for scientific innovations like that

"Ah, you mean that seasoning from the dolphin planet"

Tbh, my sweet spot for Tall Aliens is between 3 meters (10 feet) and 30 meters (100 feet)

Taller than that feels silly, but it really is very hot

All aliens are confused by these weird simian pests thar barely reach their toes at best.

Humanity finding they're practically microfauna to galaxy standards

"Oh, no. They aren't taller. There is taller, and taller, and then there is those aliens. And then you get to the other empire and there it gets *real* tall"

"what do you mean all aliens are taller than us?"

Those settings.