manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🪄 good news 🪄
🕯 and good times 🕯
✨ holy fuck ✨
🕯 🕯
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To be fair, advertising has always been this way. Cheap manipulation and veiled insults.
✨Capitalist exploitation✨
Me, when I first heard about Kalshi: People are fucking stupid if they buy into this. [Proceeds to ignore it]
Me, watching Last Week Tonight's episode on prediction markets:
And that's why it would make for some hilarious crack! 😂
I'm sorryyyyy I've been on and older men kick... 😭
Yeah, actually. Yeah, I did.
Did I just outline the hook of a crack smut fic featuring Qixian?
...
Maybe.
BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNYYYYY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What about teeny reenies?
I was so ready for this to turn into Qixian 🤣
AAAAAAA Yes! Keep it braided! Braids are cute anyway!
🫂🫂🫂
Who won?
Blasphemy is one of my favorite genres of humor 😂
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Check this shit out." And the water became tequila shots, and the disciples did then get totally tanked.
LinkedIn is when your kink is capitalism.
Honestly? I'm almost positive there's way more unhinged shit on LinkedIn. Like, "I let new prospective hires sit in the lobby for 3+ hours after their interviews are scheduled to see how much disrespect they will tolerate."
We must find the source of audacity and destroy it.
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
To finish it
I’m tired
“Why does [insert thing here] suck now” is reliably answered by a) private equity, b) AI, or c) both
Fantastic 🤣🤣🤣
Here's where I left off... [Warning: it's VERY nsfw from here so 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞]
I finished uploading the rest of the thread lol
HELLO?
WY and LZ start low-key dating (for the sake of professionalism, they keep it mostly under wraps), and WY helps LZ get caught up (no special treatment, just studying!), and LZ passes the class.
All's good.
The end. ❤️💙
JYL keeps side-eyeing them (sitting, with LZ gently holding WY together) for the rest of the night, just grinning from ear to ear.
NHS, who had shown up while they were gone, and is sitting next to JC gives him a smile and a thumbs up.
/Jesus fucking Christ/.
They're able to clean up in the second-floor restroom and return to the party looking mostly put together aside from WY's puffy eyes and a slight limp.
WY isn't sure how long it's been, but he thinks he sees JC catching them rejoining the party and rolling his eyes.
"Wei Laoshi ruined everyone else for me the first day I saw him."
Epilogue:
WY: LAN ZHAN YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. 😭 *tries to smack LZ* *back twinges* Ow, Lan Zhan, you mean man! I'm going to be limping all night!
LZ: Wei Ying said to-
WY: Yeah, I know. I know. ☠️