Okay, but does anyone know what causes apples to do that thing where it has no crunch and the texture feels like a pear?

we need more apple discourse. heated debates on cosmic crisp vs honeycrisp. someone should be getting doxxed every week over their choice of daily apple. any doctor that logs in gets immediate death threats.

noi dorohedoro you will always be famous

Ditto needs some Incineroar 'essence'! 💦

Highland cowboy?! Gosh I love drawing cowsssss✨

Somehow this isn't as bad as I was expecting but also green is NOT cooking.

sleeping with younger women to give them the opportunity to experience a problematic age gap before they get too old

A digital girl is um a type of girl that you can put your fingers in. The more digits you put in her the more digital she is. Don't fact check me.

wolf impressing fox trade

Marlie turned away and flexing her right arm (mirrored) looking fucking powerful ngl

built like this these days, btw 😙

you are not immune to tiger propaganda

obsessed with the mental image of Handler Warhound going on an episode of Hot Ones, losing her composure almost immediately, and visibly struggling throughout the whole episode. eternal humiliation. no recovery.

Custom Dar snowboard would go SO insane. Wall piece for the off season. I assume snowboards don't get fucked up bad from riding them like skateboards.

There should be kind of passively accepted conversion rate between gradually accrued personal misfortune/inconvenience and motiveless violent crime. Perhaps this is where some hit and runs are coming from, maybe, but I wouldn't know - I can't drive

crow cmm🖤

If you're not rubbing your body with me, you're rubbing your body against me

Gatwa Doctor Who episode where he meets Yakub and stops the creation of white people.

He's so pretty babygirl and I love him.

Reloading a revolver is actually a deeply erotic act and also yuri.

I'm once again thinking about Vash.

Kitty from Bad Guys 2 and Jett Fillmore from GOAT

kitty & jett 💪🐱

We cooking.

Next project is restoring this dogshit Denzel Curry jacket that I bought but started falling apart after wearing it twice.

A phone screen shouldn't be allowed to break if you've got on a case and a screen protector. It's fucked up that it can do that.

Poly Amerie be like "It's just some things"

I can't believe I stopped watching anime. This shit is so good. You can just put it on and it exists for many episodes. I've watched 47 episodes of JJK in the last week.

gazing upwards at tall women with amorous intent

Got told that my outfit was giving Cloud Strife (Complementary).

Thrifting shit rules actually.

loki~ wearing a crop top with an alarming amount of underboob

hey chat i think my shirt is too small, what do you think?