Man, infosec burnout is real. I miss the IRC and BBS days, exploring, being excited about new tech. Now everything's just structured playbooks, compliance audits, and AI everything. Maybe I'm just hitting my "old man yells at cloud" era lol
Posts by System Fail / Cody
Get a password manager. (I usually rec 1Password if you need usability and Bitwarden if you need cheap.) Make the master password long and complex. Then let your password manager generate a random unique password for every site, turn on 2FA if you can, and monitor haveibeenpwned.com for breaches.
It's here! @hak5.bsky.social @endingwithali.com
Excavator used to demolish walls of the East Wing of the White House
I take a news/media break for 24 hours and come back to the white house being torn down? Lmao what is this timeline
MOOD
youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?...
Video unavailable screen from YouTube following a copyright claim by Bloomberg LP
Remember, @bloomberglp.bsky.social doesn't give a fuck about anything but their revenue, and will strike a 3+ hour video for using 2 seconds of a clip of the President speaking in a conference that had very few cameras present.
Thank you whoever turned it off and on again!
Can someone turn Crowdstrike back on? Thanks!
oh wow okay. so that's what that button does
The pope died.
His purported last words were "fuck JD Vance frfr"
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
FATA was one of my favorites, please tell me they're not shitty
This is so disappointing, who could have seen this coming??
Y'all should call your Georgia state Rep / Senator and ask them where's the budget...
#gapol
Wait, the Fantasy is Final now?
Cute words Chuck when you're urging dems to vote WITH them.
twitter got hacked again?
lmaoooooooo
honestly, goals
If you have teens, it’s very important you have THE TALK with them ASAP.
(THE TALK being an important discussion of online privacy and encrypted messaging.)
The Transgender Mice Experiment would be a great band name.
I don’t want to take the high road anymore, I want to do property damage
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
User: "wait, so you mean when we unplugged all those cables it made the internet stop working?"
Me: "you unplugged the equipment that had a big sign saying *DO NOT TOUCH*? Yeah that will break your internet"
User: "but the internet is wireless"
Me: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Exactly this.
If your Georgia state Senator is a Democrat, I need you to call them NOW and tell them to vote "no" or walk on SB 185! The Constitution is NOT OPTIONAL!
Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says “YOU LISTENED TO RFK”
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For your consideration in the category of Best Instrumental for this year's CritAwards:
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