Posts by Bryan Eikwood
Is this where I go to be sad at the Mets bullpen? #LGM
You can fill a flask with bourbon and just stick it in the pocket of your robe on a rainy day. #lifehack
How did Starbuck miss out on “Cake Pop Demon Hunters.” Such a blunder.
If your new tech job gives you a : Dell laptop: You have 3 warnings before you get fired. MacBook: Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in. Lenovo Thinkpad : You're probably going to spend 28years there.
Source: my camera roll meme folder
All lord of the rings parties are basically Celerond the elf, Striden son of Stridor, Flint Rockhammer, and Chodo Bigdick.
#rpg #onering
To make my position clear: I’m fully in support of Greenland buying the USA.
This is on you, Congress. Every single member of Congress who does not support impeachment, removal, and prosecution right now is complicit.
if you want a long read that involves udders, a hot air balloon, and some extremely dubious data on egg prices, the story I’ve been working on for the last few months where I tried to single-handedly take on every government function myself is now online! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Eating a diet rich in measles to boost natural immunity.
How to tell my kids we had better numbers without telling them what the numbers mean?
It's a truth universally acknowledged, that if you have a good idea you'll also get a head cold that puts you on your ass.
Now that I have a one-page TTRPG that I want to publish on the many sites for such things, I’m learning A LOT more than I ever thought I would on the business of art commissions.
Have you had the pleasure yet of Ursula fucking you with a late-game Tsunami and then flipping the table and crying in front of your children?
Is this what Alexander the Great felt Like?
The problem of finally catching up to Acquisitions Incorporated videos is there’s no more Acq Inc to watch.
Starbucks could have made so much money doing Cake Pop Demon Hunters and I’m mad for them they didn’t.
A “group” of singers like BTS, Destiny’s Child, NSYNC, or The Spice Girls has a proper name. They are “choirs”. BTS is a boys choir. The Spice Girls are a girls choir. I will die on this hill.
I guess I can saw I’m thankful nothing bad has happened to my family but damn aren’t there a lot of people who can’t say that this year.
If you're taking kids to #PAXUnplugged (or just want a good boots on the ground opinion of what to expect) check out my guide. I personally used this in the past week to remind myself what to pack and what reasonable to schedule.
www.bryaneikwood.com/home/pax-unp...
"“Thank you,” he said. It was the first time he had acknowledged the ghost. Today was day two hundred and twenty-four of his journey. "
#writing #shortstory #fantasy #writingcommunity
New Éo short story posted: The Fox and the Hare.
#writing #shortstory
"Nothing could stop the child from dying. Even so, a simple statement of the facts would be bad for business, so she made a show of it. "
Read more below.
#fantasy #shortstory
I know exactly what this picture smells like.
Penny Arcade (Gabe’s Version)
I’m at the point of multiple life that between jobs and kids and other nonsense, I really need a pre-published adventure to make DMing a weekly reality. One that happens, I’m very interested.