Spent yesterday crushing it, and by 'crushing it,' haha, well, let's justr say, the bf's head between my thighs.

MST3K: Keep circulating the tapes

One rejection, or a thousand. Write the stories you love—the stories only you can tell—and eventually you will find an editor who loves those stories as much as you and wants to help you share them with the world. Don't self-reject and don't give up.

There may come a day when I stop sending suggestive voice clips to the bf on a Friday afternoon. But it is not this day.

Furiously paddling upstream with a certain panache

bf: What are you doing with that blindfold, Anna?

me: *Sling Blade voice* I aim to do you with it, mmm-hmm...

Describe to your lady what it feels like to be inside her. Seeing ourselves through your senses is intoxicating.

Sometimes a girl just wants to be full. In lots of ways.

That shiver of victory when I feel that pulse in the back of my throat

I love when he describes in detail what's about to happen to my body before he does it.

Space makes me horny. I blame shirtless Picard.

a man in a suit and tie is looking up at a staircase with the words thanks i just had it stuffed above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking up at a staircase with the words thanks i just had it stuffed above him

Today is National Beaver Day. It is celebrated annually on April 7 to honor North America’s largest rodents and their role in maintaining healthy ecosystems.

Also, this gag will never not be funny:

*sends nudes*

Apologies for the Nutella smear and the unfolded laundry

I might be going to hell for shouting "he is risen!" when the bf's friendly fellow nudged me between the cheeks yesterday morning.

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

I have never known why midafternoon is the time when the incessant thoughts of being hammered mercilessly into a mattress come calling. It's like clockwork. Really horny clockwork.

If you're not sending your partner suggestive voice memos in the middle of the afternoon, are you even living?

Dropping to my knees to establish dominance

Look, don't bend over the sexy librarian with the wide hips if you don't want the neighbors to call in a noise complaint.

Born to be railed senseless, forced to do taxes

a large machine is sitting on top of a pile of rocks in a field . ALT: a large machine is sitting on top of a pile of rocks in a field .

him: faster

me:

The way he goes harder the second he has my wrists pinned to the bed.

That tremble when he tells you not yet

Old and busted: Waking up early to beat traffic

New hotness: Waking up early to get in a quickie before work

That urge to be nothing but a vessel for our lover's whims

I am gratified to know there are others who enjoy biology

Nothing but mammals

Less war, more whore

It's weird that as an erotica writer and reader, I generally want lots of plot before we get to the boning. But for spicy videos, I hit the fast forward. It's like a bypass switch or something. Maybe it takes longer to build the images through words. However, I like the payoff from reading better.

me: *flattens bf's ears between my thighs*

bf: You got magic legs, Lieutenant Dan

I swear, this man