It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Oh fuck off

Dancing around the fact that someone is a liar using some antiquated rule is "theatrics" actually.

spiked @spikedonline • 3h What could be more sterile than an activist-approved re-education programme? Graham Linehan @Glinner Also, the idea that we need less shame around sex is so outdated as to be almost comical. All current forecasts predict we need about 60% more shame before the species goons itself out of existence

breaking: man who stated in a public court that he's an expert on 'sissy porn' says we're in danger of gooning ourselves out of existence.

Graham Linehan screaming at a teenager. "Disgusting, little, sissy porn-watching scumbags!"

Day 2 - Graham Linehan's evidence (cross-examination by Julia Faure Walker KC, cont.) - Julia Faure Walker KC: "The expression 'sissy-porn watching'?" - Graham Linehan: "That was something I feel a little bit of regret about - because that was a guess. I think he does what he does because he's a sadist." - Julia Faure Walker KC: "There are all manner of insults you could have used." - Graham Linehan: "Yes." - Julia Faure Walker KC: "But you chose 'sissy-porn.'"'

- Graham Linehan: "It's sissy-porn." - Julia Faure Walker KC: "You must be more familiar with it than me." - Graham Linehan: "Oh, I am — I really am."

im not making it up.

this is actual court transcript.

Hang on, I'm just bolting the stable door

Know the work rules comic. Panel 1: Appropriate Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.” Panel 2: Inappropriate Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”

A fever dream

Get #HardForStarmer

The head bobbing for emphasis

Headline from The Guardian today No 10 signals Starmer accepts he inadvertently misled parliament over what he said about Mandelson vetting – UK politics live

"inadvertently mislead parliament"

*looks into camera*

Infrastructure isn't supposed to turn a profit.

The sewers aren't supposed to be profitable.

The parks aren't supposed to be profitable.

The postal service isn't supposed to be profitable.

The "profit" is in how it enables everyone in society to do more.

😊

Very important

Joremborley Corbylims has finally met his match.

Alright Rumpole

You're not that important

What a load of condescending shite

It's not compulsory y'know

I hope everybody has wang chunged tonight

Being James Melville from Twitter is very discombobulating

James Melville's butcher was a good one

The life of a political columnist in four parts 😂

@poliprom.bsky.social 6 seconds ago You're going to need to do way better than that. I fucking love being trolled. It's my favorite game.

What an arsehole

Blocked everyone

Blocked everyone now lol

No you weren't

Of course

You get a lot of "angry replies" because it's a monumentally stupid thing to say.

James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social I'm shocked, *shocked* that once again the Greens are opposing renewables Mark O'Neill@radiobeartime.com www.bbc.co.uk/news/article.. The Greens are an embarrassment BBC NEWS 'Industrial scale' solar farms attacked by Norfolk's Green The county council's Green leader says solar panels should be locally owned and put on ro... www.bbc.co.uk 9:33 AM: Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply

Except they're not opposing renewables. They're opposing us flogging off still more of our natural resources to rent seeking overseas capital. And we can all click on the article to read this