You wouldn't appoint Mendelson, done in the anti-piracy text format.

Then Buffer. It's the only one I trust. Far better than Hootsuite, Sprout Social etc.

Define "automated"? And the only tool to use is @buffer.com

I was going to suggest Nemesis the Warlock, but "human" supremacy plotlines and techno-fash imagery wouldn't be very marketable nowadays outside of Star Wars.

Lobster Random - Wikipedia

If they had balls, they would make this
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"No 10 sources say Starmer 'Will turn on the big light' later today."

A bag of frozen "Filled tofu" with the slogan "Crispy outside and tender inside". Right below that in horrifying capital letters, "EXPLOSIVE SLURRY". Then, "Rich bean aroma."

This is the worst advertising copywriting I have ever seen.

Grifting behaviour.

Amazing post

Are the straits okay?

Yes, the new voice in geopolitics: the Papacy.

If only. I fear such offers would only be used against folk more often than helping them.

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Inglorious Shepherds

"I didns't kill for my Precious!"
"I care not."

*Gollum jumps off the Falls of Rauros*

"What I want from each and every one of you is an exhaustive pursuit of every inn, cave, forest, field, coop, latrine and stable in that area. Watchtowers go up at four leagues. Your outlaw goes by Gollum. Go get him."

If "The Hunt for Gollum" turns out to be "The Fugitive of Middle Earth", it'll win an Oscar.

"Hark, children of Erū Ilúvatar, our prey has been on the run since dawn. These rocky paths behold, barring injuries, one league as the sun moves. We must hasten for two leagues in different directions"

My simple research says the last three excommunicated "leaders" were King Victor Emmanuel II, Napoleon and Tito.

So Vance has to at least invade the Papal States to get on the list.

When was the last time a nation's leader was excommunicated?

No wonder Yuri made it back to Earth, he needed to get away from the goddamn RIBENA COTTAGE CHEESE

"Starlight Express, AKA 'Are you there, God? It's me, Trains'."

My wife is exceptionally funny.

WARNING: Contains stage makeup

I hope history will remember the Iranian military vs America-a-Lago Meme War as vehemently fucking stupid.

The local news said there was an accident at a furniture restoration warehouse. One man caught in the reupholstery machine.

The news also said he's fully recovered.

Goodfeathers

"MrBeastification"