Sugar right from the cane

Peter Thiele, glistening, and with throbbing forehead veins in the corner:

oh yeah

teeth

See, the problem is that i cannot comment about a clown or magician without attracting the attention of Interpol.
Just.
Goodbye.
Farewell.

Well yeah, in some places they don't do individual urinals, just one big urinal for 8 guys

Happy birth!

Communal piss walls have always felt wrong to me in the same way as communal changing rooms.

What is a library but a cauldron of knowledge?

The dough rises!

They seek a return to the 12th century, of illiterate serfs and concentration of power into the Lords and Kings and their scribes and clergy.

Gaza could have been saved by targetting Microsofts Azure data centres.

This is a direct attack to me and everyone I know.

Hemocyanin is used in molluscs and deep sea creatures because at pressure and cold it is better at moving oxygen. In mammals however it has strong immune protection abilities against mammalian viruses and bacteria. It is clear but turns blue when oxygenated.

Bats have up to 5 separate copies of the p53 tumor suppressing gene which means their cells are 5 times more likely to spontaneously destroy themselves and be replaced. To offset this, they have additional genes that produce telomerase to keep their cells' fuses from running out.

The discovered that when a python gets a big meal a chemical in its blood called pTOS increases 1000 fold and this chemical lowers the drive to eat and somehow prevents the snake from losing lean tissue in the following 6 months they don't eat.

4 day weekend! Also a supply of hot cross buns

A manifestation of "Neither of the belligerents are targeting me" privilege.

Otherwise known as "fuck you, got mine".

I totally do one of those more than the other, never realized I needed a word for that!

Knight: rides into battle with no head
Everyone: doesn't notice
Knight: my helmet is full of kittens

Time until it's banned in the European union for being a "people focused AI" that generates csam

(duel of fates starts playing)

I feel like 9 times out of 10 when 'they feel no shame' comes up it's not because they can't feel shame, it's because people aren't actively shaming them, and when people do start shaming them then the issue begins to resolve itself.

Bucketgoose
Goosetub

Caterpillars have it so good. They can just sit down one day for a third of their lifespan and come back with an entirely different body. Imagine being able to skip 30 years of this bullshit and come out the otherside being fucking beautiful.

Can't argue with that, Fury Road is a Metroidvania.

I love it! A perfect birthday gift with a little extra 💜

Battle maid!

a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

"That's my secret, I'm never normal"

There is no cloud.

It's just saved on someone else's computer.