wakes up, opens curtains, hears children fighting in background and contemplates opening the window and running away — nope, pancakes with ears should solve this

*stares at the various ‘what’s happening, up, etc?’ prompts and wonders how many more apps can find ways to ask this before users finally unlock the meaning of their life and leave*

spent the whole day whitepilling and all I have to show for it is this stupid smile

this place feels familiar, so maybe I should be different