this is me with kei trucks

imagine me just beep booping around in this lil guy, boop boop watch out i’ve got a truck bed full of those little wriggly yarn worms

Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

Dead Internent theory is a conspiracy theory. And I don't think the entire Internet is dead but X-Twitter is and most other social media sites are on their way if they're not preventing it.

That would be very convenient for me. I could make all my impulsive decisions that cost me money I shouldn't spend in one stop.

THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POPE IS THAT ALL CATHOLICS HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM. It world be so easy for him to overturn the ban if he wasn't also a transphobic bitch

"The Pope isn't responsible for the American Congress of Bishops banning trans healthcare" so the thing about the power of the Pope is that he could just overwrite them if BANNING ALL TRANS HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE ADULTS AND MINORS ALIKE was something he cared about

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I got an email from a plasma place the day after tariffs were announced. It was crazy!

Thank God it's not a Wednesday

A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes | Defector The story goes something like this: On Thursday, April 13, 2006, Neil sat down at his piano, and played some tunes. The only piece of surviving media of this performance is a small JPEG captioned “Nei...

For the curious

defector.com/a-brief-and-...

These glasses rule. You're gonna look amazing

A comic with a person and two crabs. The person is saying "Crabs. Is now the time". The crabs are crying, because it is not yet time to rave.

Ran into one of my old college buddies today

dude was one of the most cracked devs I knew. like reverse engineer a os from binary cracked

found out she transitioned.

I asked her why, and this hit me like a ton of bricks,

"kiran, a computer contains no techbros, but millions of trans sisters"

if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.

Takuya Kuroda

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This isn't the 'worst takes' thread. Pay is negotiable but term limits are not.

The way the flag was meant to be seen

Extremely, the paper is good quality and sautès evenly.

A cartoon meme showing Batman breaking a rifle with the term 'Fat Shaming' overlaying it,while he says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Blue Wavers, what if you learned that you could just call Trump a fascist instead of going "Haha, Trump's fat!"?

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire."

Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut."

Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

You didn't do shit don't take credit for our work. Your police force is no better than ICE and you couldn't meet a moment if it was stuck in an elevator with you.

I guess my last thought is how much of the world could we already have won if every man wasn't deputized as a sheriff of patriarchy with all of the capacity for violence being a cop entails?

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

important local journalism is happening at Racket (sincere)

She's mad guys playing athletes are jacked and that she can't see their dongs. Pick a lane ma'am.

autoerotic transubstantiation

Popular opinion thinks of anarchy as roving bands of thugs and ope, that's the government

612-673-2100

These issues impact all trans women, but they always hit trans women of color the hardest.

Liberation requires absolute solidarity across all lines of oppression.

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated