I am not prepared to do night shifts lmao

Tiger Woods is as good at driving as Trump is at being a politician

Great piece. It’s genuinely terrifying this man has so much power…

I am genuinely obsessed with the Druski - Erika Kirk sketch. From now on if I’m having a bad moment / day I’m watching it.

I say this at the end of every month 😭

Unreal

3 main tips in life I give people :

Be careful who you have kids with

Don’t base your political beliefs on stuff you purely read on social media

Don’t support spurs

Fuck

I am deeply obsessed with this Afro Man case

Honestly, these spurs players are a disgrace

So are the team tbh

My view right now. Fans fighting among themselves. Atmosphere is next to none. Players not giving a shit. I am done. Fully done, why am I spending money to watch this?

I am ready for Poch. Get him in now. Pay the release clause, get it done. We need to be excited by this club again

I feel so sleep deprived

I love this. An upgrade on what we have and is perfect for our system.

I need more mutuals on here my g’s

Well said.

Just read the Brooklyn Beckham IG story and you know what, fair play to him. Seen way too many people judge him before they knew what went on… judging by his side of the story he has every right to cut his parents off.

I wish AI never existed.

Dr Pepper babyyyyyy

Zack Polanski: Starmer and Farage have proven their craven cowardice on Venezuel This weekend has proven it beyond doubt - Keir Starmer is a coward.

"The only flags Farage and Starmer have been waving this weekend are white."

Written for the Metro 👇🏼

metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...

I love that a group of people just got up and done it on short notice.

Guy who racially abused me at school on a daily basis has popped up on tik tok confessing to a gambling addiction.

May need to speak to a therapist… because even though it was 15 years ago I feel 0 remorse.

As a Brit, I’m in disbelief it’s not in the thousands… but progress is progress!

Going jiujitsu again this year.

I think this is the worse Tottenham midfield I’ve ever seen.

Baby mum been ignoring me all Christmas, just sent a text offering money… replied in 30 seconds. Lmao she hustles me so much I am starting to respect it

Thomas Frank is well out of his depth here. Tottenham surely can’t accept this much longer?

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

They’re so desperate for conflict 😂