🎵 every little thing she does is normal
everything she do not weird at all

Here are my thoughts on the return of the draft. At least you can sing it to the tune of return of the mack

Back from two weeks of tour

AI can't produce insightful prose because the only true insight is to write nothing, say nothing. Tell me when there's an LLM that is silent in response to all queries.

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" — maimed guys

Mike Rogreens

Saskatoon business named Nutters Everyday Naturals

Dogg,

I hear they've a new programme called Strictly Night Live

(Remembering girls like guys who are mysterious) Basically i spend so much of my life blacked out I don't even know half the shit I do lmfaoooo like who is she. Lol! (Remembering they also like when men open up) Man my prostate is killing me

MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force YouTube video by Arthur Putie

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

YouTube comment "Taco time has all food"

[Ray Smuckles] I wanted 'em to have a little walkin'-around money!

Did you see SNL announce that Jack Blue is going to appear with Jack Red

Did a alien just zap Mar-a-Lago leaving no survivors?

Want to be above something? Try reproach

I have half a mind

It's better to be a burnout, and fade away

really want to mock up a shitty YouTube thumbnail for "Tascam 424 made of Lego??" where I'm doing shocked YouTube face

These Estates tour dates for the western side of Canada.

THESE ESTATES tour!

Thu. 4/2 – Regina, SK (Cure)
Fri. 4/3 – Saskatoon, SK (Black Cat)
Sat. 4/4 – Winnipeg, MB (Handsome Daughter)
Wed. 4/8 – Calgary, AB (Loophole)
Thu. 4/9 – Lethbridge, AB (Slice)
Fri. 4/10 – Medicine Hat, AB (Casa Amigo)
Sat. 4/11 – Edmonton, AB (Blakbar)

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I think @beautypill.bsky.social shares that take and for many reasons he would know!!

Large Language Cool James

Clock is a flat circle

One set of grandparents was schoolteachers and the other set of grandparents worked at Sears

We’re leaving woke behind with woke 1. Woke 2 is gonna be all about 2

For his famous solo on "Maggot Brain," George Clinton told Eddie Hazel to play like he just found out his phone died

Putting an open thing of VapoRub in the fridge like it's baking soda

[Don Pardo] Jake Xerxes Fussell!

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

FB pageslop post: "Father Guido Sarducci didn't sell products. He sold confusion — and made it hilarious..."

"I Love This Shit"

[broadcast engineer working on not a 7-second but 2-hour tape delay who hears a slur/obscenity] Wuh-oh! Well, first I'll go for a walk to clear my head, and then later if I remember,