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Posts by ⚙️Whatifmachine⚙️

Every day I look forward to sleeping 
I love sleeping 
I love being unconscious

Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

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a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving an ok sign with his hands . ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving an ok sign with his hands .

That 5 minutes or so after I brush my teeth and settle in to read a book or play some pokemon pinball before going to sleep.

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Picture of Venusaur 
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(I still don't get it)

Picture of Venusaur "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (I still don't get it)

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Congratulations dude! You're one of the few reasons I still have Spotify on my phone! lol

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Congratulations to one of the hardest working individuals in the retro gaming sphere! Patrick manages to capture the essence of gaming nostalgia in a simultaneously unique and broad way that resonates with so many. Glad you shared! You've earned it!

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a young man in a black jacket is holding a glove ALT: a young man in a black jacket is holding a glove
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Alright time to check back in with Diana and Hugh the moon daddy on Pragmata! This game is too good!

Twitch.tv/whatifmachine

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Luigi says
"Spit in this hole"

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

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Sorry im late but let's fire up Pragmata! SPACE DAD SIMULATOR GO!

Twitch.tv/whatifmachine

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Just for clarification, I will be playing the full game not just the demo. Also i did get the Deluxe edition because i'm an easy mark 😆

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Picture of Hugh and Diana looking at something of screen. Diana riding on Hugh's back.

Picture of Hugh and Diana looking at something of screen. Diana riding on Hugh's back.

Picture of Diana holding up the picture she was drawing in one of my Demo Playthroughs of Pragmata.  It shows a picture of Diana and Hugh High-Fiving in space.  Super cute!

Picture of Diana holding up the picture she was drawing in one of my Demo Playthroughs of Pragmata. It shows a picture of Diana and Hugh High-Fiving in space. Super cute!

I tried out the demo for Pragmata this morning on a whim and have become totally captivated by it! Sooooo we will be playing it on stream tonight! Shooting for around 4:00 PM Central. See you there!

twitch.tv/whatifmachine

#Pragmata

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Basically my Pokémon experience so far.

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Who is he suing? Our eyeballs?

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a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and the words yum ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and the words yum

Give me rice with cinnamon and a little brown sugar and im teleported to 10 year old me at my grandparents house. So good 😋

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homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming .

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. That said bacon is the only thing off a pig that gets me like this.

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Fuckin ick, and reposting the nasty garbage too. Got em blocked thanks for the heads up.

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a man in a suit and tie holds a pie in his hands ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a pie in his hands
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So fricken stoked for this guy! I've been watching him make these awesome collectors edition boxes for over a year! Im still blown away at how he manages to outdo himself each and every time!

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If there are baked potatoes cooling on the counter I will legit snatch one and run off like a fox out of a chicken coop.

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See thats why I dont ever do those "Yes" days. There would be so many ED pills in my mailbox!

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Potatoes are the bacon of root vegetables.

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Turning 40 in like a month and already im getting junk mail from a gastroenterologist office like "Hey it's not to early to put a camera up your ass!"

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Jigglypghghph

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"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this" 
Charizard sticking it's whole head inside Jigglypuff

"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this" Charizard sticking it's whole head inside Jigglypuff

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Is that lucifer in a duck sweater? I haven't seen nearly enough of that show! 😆

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It's Ben!

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Did your phone start shaking and smokin? 😆

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Bluesky running like ass for anyone else? Been trying to do a post and it keeps locking up and then fucking up the post.

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