I bet github copilot is going to get a lot of cancellations today. #optout #shadyaf #github #copilot

MA Vignola on her first game against Seattle as a Thorn

"Honestly, I already disliked Seattle, so coming here really wasn't that big of an adjustment for me."

Sophia dribbles with ball

78' | 9 vs 11. DON'T STOP NOW.

POR 2 - 0 SEA

The night nine beat fifteen.

God damn I love this team. #baonpdx

a large fire is burning in the middle of a park at night ALT: a large fire is burning in the middle of a park at night

Hey Laura did you ask ChatGPT to draw up a game plan for how to get shut out and lose by as many goals as you were up players? #baonpdx

A bonfire needs red and yellow apparently. I thought we were going to have ice cream with 9 for a minute there!

Final score: Portland 2, Seattle 0

WE CAN BUILD A BONFIRE WITH 9!!!!!

What a win! 2 goals, 9 women against 11 and a man in yellow. Imma need my palace to watch my thorns #baonpdx #ptfc #cpfc

Thornies never say die.

Break glass in case of NWSL After Dark. #BAONPDX

I’ve got some - we want ice cream!

#baonpdx down to 9. We want ice cream!!! #ptfc

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:

❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

thank you for your service 🤣

seems likely.

Larnaca now cannot low block! Let's see what happens - maybe some hope, finally #cpfc

I mean, I think we deserved to lose and we drew.

It’s not often terrible refereeing goes our way, so I’ll take today. #cpfc

Stop booing Mateta ffs. He's on a football pitch and wearing a red and blue shirt. #cpfc

#CPFC

I just hope this period is the making of him, and not the breaking of him. I'm cautiously optimistic. #cpfc

for once, for once. #gladallover #cpfc

I think he shows his potential a lot of the time, and then shows that he's 19 a lot of the time. #cpfc

This second third of the season is a russian doll of WTFery. #cpfc

I've been concerned about this for a while, but am becoming more so. Enough so I may need at the least Ring's partnership with Flock to stop or the Thorns dump them as a sponsor in order to remain a season ticket holder @thornsfc.com

... I'm a Palace fan (originally from Croydon) who lives in the US right now. Thanks 🤣.

And once again

Wtf #cpfc

We finally got a Pino Kamada goal! #cpfc

The thorns had one of their better nights of the season tonight, but one of the things I liked the most was witnessing Torpeys improvement. I thought she struggled a lot earlier in the season, and she was really good tonight. She must have been putting the work in 💪 #baonpdx #thorns

We really don’t know how to play with possession or break down a low block. Too used to being the underdog. This feels way too likely to become a loss somehow. #cpfc