rahn-yay

or cow manure

give her back her go-go boots you cowards

you should be able to drop an actual physical block of something on them

why would you so brutally yet so fairly attack me like this

screenshot of an article entitled “a flooded hole in a treme street becomes a…” and the photograph depicts three people lounging in a flooded pothole as if it were a hot tub in the middle of the asphalt

with all the craziness in politics these days it’s good to see some fun public space projects finally taking off somewhere

unapologetically stealing this idea

sportscasters love to talk about players hitting their stride but nobody even measures that in baseball

normal people: “i think your take is bad”

bsky liberals: “first of all how absolute dare you”

trip “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of lmao”

memento moony

“our lawyer told us not to say anything that might be construed as admitting fault”

cuts deep

the original patron saint of committing to the bit

i have questions

it’s actually pronounced tinnitus

i never get invited to anything

he only listens to doctors who played doctors on tv

sometimes i miss my water polo days but then i remember what it felt like to get kicked in the kidneys underwater and i get over it

screenshot of a trivia question asking “which food is the most commonly stolen worldwide?” and the answer displayed below says “cheese”

fascinating

when i get a new follower

almost as good as being double-jointed

i wouldn’t want to meet the vp without an advance directive

stock investing was never so consequential

hello there, dave

nothing says “i’m here to commit war crimes” quite like twin ppcs

[jamie wolf and morgan kell have entered the chat]

i have to wait to watch this until my wife gets home from work or else she might divorce me