Making chia seed pudding for breakfast. It’s time

In the mood for a sloppy, tongue filled, cocks dripping and straining in our shorts makeout session

I wonder what I would look like with golden yellow / green eyes

At home waiting for a delivery, then get an email saying I’m not at home. No buzz to the flat, no messages, nothing. Such as waste of time

We are losing our sense of sensibilities

I’m so H word today it’s unreal

😘👅🥵

Wish I was. Need to be on my knees in front of you asap

Does anyone know where I can get a good Indian head massage in London?

I’m in need of a head and neck massage

For the first time in a long time I called in sick. Feeling so drained and congested

You’ll never catch me in a ‘I’m not going to see anyone I know’ outfit as I always leave the house looking my best

A knight of the seven kingdoms was such a nice little story. Love how it just centred on one event, not too long an leaves plenty for more

Lemon and ricotta pasta for dinner. Don’t mind if I do

We need a sorceress Lego minifigure

There are always so many horny Australian guys on cam sites. Love that!

Been invited to a naked coffee. Do people do these things?

Dreaming about work should count towards overtime

Just shaved my balls, so smooth and tidy now

Everyone should go out and buy themselves sunflowers from time to time. They really do make you feel happy

Planning a big trip in December to Australia. Will be a trip of a lifetime

They are in agony! Thankfully no blisters though

It’s new Docs day. Pray for my feet

Why do they always put roadworks on my bus route during school holidays? Like I just want to be able to get to work without any hassle, and if the kids are off, us workers should benefit from quiet buses that run smoothly

Got an email that my order is returned, didn’t even arrive?! So annoying now as I have to re-order to get what I wanted

Offered the bf a Valentine’s Day blowie and he didn’t say yes :(

Sometimes it’s the silliest jokes that have the biggest impact

The French stories on Duolingo are scandalous. What do you mean your friend is cancelling a weeding because her groom ran off in her car with another woman? I need more

So happy Olivia Dean won the Grammy! She is going to revolutionise music

I’m so glad that as a society we got rid of Justin Timberlake