Trying to convince my kids I was ALMOST cool, 20 years ago 🤣🤣❤️

Hey Bluesky! Been a while. Just thought I’d post this handsome devil riffing in my yard..Behold, the Eastern Bluebird ❤️

Hearing Lindsey Graham talking about Iwo Jima, I couldn’t help but remember some Shakespeare:

“For he made me mad,
To see him smile so brisk
and smell so sweet,
And talk so like a waiting gentlewoman
Of guns, and drums, and wounds..
God save the mark..”

Hotspur, Henry IV, Pt 1

Happy birthday Bill!! Xo

On the whole, I think AI is pretty shitty, especially with respect to music and writing…but I have to confess a grudging appreciation for it in the service of quick sight gags to support horrible dad jokes. I actually think that’s all it’s good for. 🤣

There’s hope, folks. My son, who is 11, corrected his twentysomething teacher the other day. The teacher referred to a Justin Bieber song as an “oldie.” My boy shot back, “That’s not an oldie. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WILSON PICKETT???”

I think my work is done.
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Not all heroes wear capes ❤️

“According to my cutting-edge landline polls…”

XTCCR

RIP Amos Poe.

Brilliant filmmaker. Beautiful human being. And a true friend to me, when things were bad. As a friend says, “we are fewer.”

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I know! We adore it. We’ve given them the official Orbach family blessing, but they don’t need it. ❤️❤️

“Red Skies At Night…” #GenX

Staying on the gig just lost enough to collect her congressional pension. She’ll be a “rebel” with 174k a year of our money. 🙄

So the new neighborhood watch isn’t screwing around 🤣🤣❤️

Could have sworn I saw this guy sing “Hey, Soul Sister” at a wedding in Long Island

Bob Dylan thinks that Jimmy Webb’s “Wichita Lineman” is “the best song ever written.”

I’ve heard about it, but I’d never listened to it. Today I finally did…

1st time: Oh wow, that’s pretty.”

2nd: “Wait, WHAT?”

3rd: In the car, pulled over and wept.

I’m thinking Bob’s right. What a song.

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Haven’t been on here much. Just wanted to wish everybody well!

“You can’t fuckin’ win, Darth. Whack me and I’ll be more fuckin’ powerful that youse could possibly fuckin’ IMAGINE.”

This is a civil war.

Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope.
He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan

We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership.

Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.

Checking in. ❤️

To everyone in Red Country crying about how “now I’ll never come to New York!!”, hear this:

We have museums, Jazz, and garlic here.

You want Giant M and M signs, people in costumes in Times Square. We hate all that crap. That’s for you.

You don’t know how to WALK here.

Just sayin’!

More rightie fantasies on “Threads” 🤣🤣 #bluewave

Possible jurors:

Matthew Broderick
Nathan Lane
Jeffrey Tambor
Alec Baldwin
Kevin Hart
Melissa McCarthy
Rhea Seehorn
Kathy Bates
Awkwafina
Roger Bart
Michael McKeon
Samuel L. Jackson

I would watch the shit out of this 🤣

I thought you’d like it : )

“Throw Me A Hero”

Brandon Bird is considered an Orbach family treasure ❤️

It’s worse than hate — he doesn’t give a shit. He just looks at the whole world as thinks, “what’s in it for me?” I doubt he hates the constitution, but he’d be fine using it as a napkin if he was out of paper towels

Stick a fork in his ass, he’s done. 🤣

Oh yeah that’s a good one! ❤️❤️

Hey handsome — Happy 90th ❤️❤️