Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

everyone is mad at me even god

a very chaotic painting of the undersea so many colorful fishes and sea plants and sea life

sea

Underside view of Doja the black and white cow cat from beneath a glass coffee table. Her paws are pressed against the glass and she is standing up, somewhat curled like she is about to sit down. She is making a very silly face, with her eyes wide and her tongue sticking out slightly and folded.

Freaking cute baby

i always thought uncle kracker was saying “give me the beach boys and free my soul” which just made sense to me, as a fellow white

hearing the rain at night is so soothing to my soul

(meme) “Okay so… there’s this thing called organ harvesting and me & my girls well… we need your organs”

everyone in town is curious about the big noise™

Gaming is a gamer's wet dream

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

here’s to another day of doing everything wrong without a lesson learned

Unfortunately, my fits are never fly

Step on my balls once, you stepped on my balls Step on my balls twice, you s stepped on my balls again

Text on tree photo background: "whers ur whimsy. where ur fucking whimsy"

Spongebob big guy pants, okay

Lmfaooo

And now back to whatever I was doing before those thoughts

easter bunny coming

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

coming out of my cage and honestly I've been better

Painting of a Maltese dog on top of a black unicorn horse; the dog is holding a scythe.

Puppy passed the civil service exam to become the new REAPER... he doesn't quite know how to do the job yet, but he's very hardworking.

[replying to every post i see] u on some ‘hear ye hear ye’ shit huh lol

dreams are like what if your brain hated you while you were asleep too

image of an older white guy flipping off the camera. text over him says YES I WOULD LIKE ONE BEER PLEASE APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT I WIOULD LIKE TWO BEERS PLEASE

lets drink this coffee

illustration inspired by Charlotte Perkins-Gilman's 1891 short story "The Yellow Wallpaper" depicting a woman touching sickly yellow torn wallpaper on a wall while shadowy hands reach toward her. There is another tall shadow of a figure on the wall and both figures look toward the viewer.

"The color is repellent, almost revolting; a smouldering unclean yellow, strangely faded by the slow-turning sunlight."

I made a "Yellow Wallpaper" piece back in 2017, but I re-read the story over the weekend and wanted to try again. Much happier with this version 🖤

bubbles from the powerpuff girls smiling and holding a little white striped cat that is licking her cheek in front of a blue background

me, all day, every day