Congrats! Keep up the great work!

Noooo merlin can do no wrong

Also Wednesday afternoons don't count and Thursdays you can stroll in late

Obviously Mondays are the 3rd day because Fridays got that energy to them and it's a half day anyway

Weekends should always be 3 days long. And you should get Friday afternoons off

I think the whole appeal that AI-deniers don't get is that you can yell at computer

Good lord

*CATL UNVEILS BATTERIES CHARGED UP TO 98% IN SIX MINS

Love this for you

At least your day can only get better from here

Canyon bikes don't make some stupid ass propietary part challenge level impossible

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

"With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us."

FINALLY

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

petition to rename lock files with 'db talking stick'

Classic 'they used to build things so well back in the day' bias. Pyramids and cathedrals stuck around because they were expensive to build, they used expensive & durable techniques plus society invested time an money to maintain them. Straight up survivorship bias

Honestly that thing was some brilliant engineering for the hardware they were working with at the time

I appreciate story corps push for folk knowledge and stories but yeah unless the Obamas get one of these they're going to be knee deep in stories about charles from accounting hijacking the meeting again or how to get Billy to soccer because everyone else is busy Saturday

Somebody else pointed out to me it's an offline device. Effectively a digital tape recorder. Almost wish it were true that a pasta sauce company was pivoting towards AI for the dumb jokes, but alas

Fwiw, someone else politely pointed out that in the article they say it's an offline only device. It's effectively a digital tape recorder with some marketing and conversation starters

Yup I feel like an idiot now. Should have trusted story corps more

But making jokes is more fun....

Bringing this to next D&D session

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

Since a certain phone company CEO is getting attention for some big predictions today, just a reminder that outside of the very specific verticals where their companies operate, there is no reason to believe a given executive is any better at predictive or descriptive analysis than a random person.

Now when will they make Routines not fall on their face every day

Everyone's like 'heard of a car before??' clever but you need to stop and take in the technical achievement of a bipedal robot that ran 13.1 miles presumably to find a toilet because it looks like it had to take a massive shit

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Shit do I have lymes

I wish yawning meant 'man I'm so tired Im going to sleep for 9 hours'

I love that microsoft tried to extend an olive branch to developers and created windows subsystem linux so they can be happy and do their work with whatever distro they desire but just to be on brand they made it extra shitty and it crashes and has network interface issues all the time