"This is an important thing to think about."

The greatest celebrity conspiracy theory ever: Avril Lavigne died in 2004 and was quietly replaced by her cousin.

It’s like they’re begging me to commit a terrorism

Wait WHAT?! I lived in the Midwest for 32 years and never knew about this!!

Update to this for all of my HotTots out there: I ended up making out with and being treated disrespectfully by much hotter men 😜

Re-upping this so y’all can go soak in the 2006 vibes of this gay breakup banger!!

My favorite day of the week!!

Whenever I have a bad or unsatisfying hookup, I get right back on that beat and find a better one. I can’t be going to bed unsatisfied!!

I love gay kickball so much. 🤣

I love YOU!

The influence Megan has had on my life is truly incalculable. She’s one of the people I miss the most since we left Chicago, but her words are always right next to me. 😍

My beloved friend (and my favorite writer) @meganstielstra.bsky.social is given the flowers she’s always deserved here!! 🎉💐😻

And it pulls one of my all-time favorite quotes from her: “if you’re hiding parts of yourself to look cool or make someone love you, please repeat after me: fuck that noise.”

lets go back to worrying about piranhas, quicksand and the bermuda triangle is what i am trying to say

Daddy AF was my No1 Spotify song of the pandemic. I went back to Chicago in August ‘22 specifically to see her at Market Days. I’ve been waiting for the world to catch up!!

I’m probably late to this but omg Slayyyter fucking killed that Coachella set.

CK has never let me down in the comfort department

This is the gay Avengers

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy:

There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

“I’ll have what she’s having” was the “Go Piss, Girl” of the 80’s

I’m just trying to make out and maybe be treated disrespectfully is that so much to ask?? 😭😭

This is an early contender for “discovery of the year”

JD Vance entering negotiations with Iran

This is what he's missing out on, and bitch it's his loss!!! [goes back to crying in the corner]

I'm so worried that the next decade will be just this. Startups committing consumer fraud at scale with AI, over and over again.

the way she america on my heart til i throb #fyp #cutiepatootie TikTok video by Jett Blyton

There’s this gay singer/songwriter from Australia named Jett Blyton, and I need y’all to get on board asap. The new single drops in a week!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8g69hRa/

I’ve been using this meme a lot lately

to the tune of "Jason Derulo" 🎶🎵🎶

I would rock the “refuse to let you flop” t so hard

Gonna start bringing Richard the grey cat everywhere just to see what happens.

Hey bitch