Ouch. The LEGO trolls take on Erika Kirk: “Goodbye Charlie.” 🎶 🤣

I’d really like to know which fucking assholes did this to Bethesda Terrace and Fountain in #CentralPark

My insomnia is worse now because of Trump. Looking forward to your podcast in a few.

*I was a child in the 1960s the last time there was this much focussed hostility toward computation per se

So we are blockcading the blockade? #smart #impeach #trump

Yeah, as of late Israel really has not been doing cease-fires.

Oh look. #trump #taco yet again. 2 weeks my fuzzy ass.

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Can you be their human?

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Lindsey Graham Calls Staggering Cost Of Iran War 'Best Money' U.S. Has 'Ever Spent' "What's it worth to America to take down a religious Nazi regime who's trying to build a nuclear weapon?" he asked on Fox News.

www.huffpost.com/entry/lindse... said the #asshole #cocksucker that has free health care provided by us.

Hilarious

How was the food? Cook unity was the only service with decent food and variety.

The hard part about insulting stupid people is that they think the attention is a compliment.

Schumer Subtly Pivots, Saying ICE Can Wear Masks in “Unusual” Circumstances The Democratic leaders’ supposed demands for reform were already previously condemned as weak and ineffective.

And than this motherfucker @schumer.senate.gov goes and says #ice can wear masks!?!? truthout.org/articles/sch...

Schumer Subtly Pivots, Saying ICE Can Wear Masks in “Unusual” Circumstances The Democratic leaders’ supposed demands for reform were already previously condemned as weak and ineffective.

That’s the last strew. @schumer.senate.gov YOU FUCKING COWERD! Get the fuck out of the Senate and get the fuck out of the way. truthout.org/articles/sch...

Its now$400 million and rising

#RIP #CatherineO’Hara. Such a loss. She was a wonderful actor. I hope she’s in heaven hanging out with #JohnCandy laughing at us all.

They spelled it wrong. “ Bored of Peace”

I’ve seriously stopped watching the #news. I can’t believe it. For so long I was a news junkie! no watching sports for me. just news. This is bad.
I have to read my news now. It’s less shocking that way. #fucked
#nokings

The similarities between Nazi Germany and #Trump are astounding. #ICE are the brownshirts .
They are his private army. How do you think they’re going to react when they lose the midterms or the general election? Except this time. They have badges and they’re armed. With weapons we paid for.

Well, this year is off to a worse start. War, lies, and no more PBS!
Fuck you all that voted for this.

Because comedy is harder

U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.

I’m incredibly disappointed by that season finale of #SouthPark. They completely phoned it in. I didn’t even laugh once..

Trump administration alters national parks' free-entry days, cutting MLK Day and Juneteenth The change is part of a broader shift in the National Park Service's free-entry day schedule, which includes adding President Donald Trump's birthday.

Fuck Donald Trump.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

@democrats.senate.gov so we are not getting a healthcare deal?? THANKS FOR FUCKING CAVING FOR NOTHING! YOU SOLD US OUT YOU FUCKING PUSSIES.
#resign

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So dumb passing on more dumb. I see no problem or surprise at the outcome.

James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

That’s completely illegal