Blowtorch through the map like in Worms Armageddon

Ain't rugby grand.
#6Nations

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

'We will end war on our timeline, at our choosing' says Pete Hegseth The US "will not relent until the enemy is totally and decisively defeated", Pete Hegseth, the US secretary of defence said.

*small far-off voice* nooo you woon't
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Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

Sorry Victoria line but today I am that man Nadhim Zahawi warned you about

Screenshot of a Rightmove flat listing which under the address and asking price has a prominent link asking 'Can you afford it?'

Quit judging me Rightmove, ffs

Wait two yellows is a twenty minute red?! What are we even doing here?

Everybody boo their tv screen #sixnations #ireita

'Surprise, Arizona' is surely some kind of sick joke at this point

I've been spelling Joan As Policewoman wrong this whole time

Lambasted (n): sheep born out of wedlock.

Don't talk about Stormy Daniels that way

just got caught belting along to sweet caroline and i feel so, so much dirtier than if id been caught vigorously going to town on myself

Threw my back out trying to skank.

My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.

Let's face it we didn't read this, we sang it in our own heads

A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”

You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.

Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?

hey new Blueskyers 👋👋! here are some friendly rules to help make your user experience as fun as possible 😀 😉

1. repost as much as possible!
2. don't feed the trolls!
3. never post on Tuesdays, as that is the day dedicated to Karrash, the giant sandworm we all worship!
4. get into starter packs!

Scarily good sense of timing: the xmas tree just fell over.

We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.

'Tis the season for mad reductions on festive cheese selections. Good luck out there

Lexus SUV with the license plate OH•GURL

I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

Why'd they call it Burger King and not Cattle Royale?

Fort Dix - Drunk Giles YouTube video by Herkules Jonsson

Fort Dix?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xh...

If you want something a bit more heartwarming, read this thread.