5 days until tomodachi life... dont kill yourself

i only have 1 minute left of screen time. i just wanted to tell you

lowkirkenuienly got that joker 2019 humor. put me on the mic and its OVER

people just dont get it

out of touch everyday. just in general. fuck it

i quotted

i have no ass and i must shit

i have no mouth and i must eat

baby showers are actually part of the ninth circle of hell

reject jobism, become fail progeny

I released myself into the inky blackness of the primordial void

out of touch thursday, everyone! disassociate and release your consciousness to the primordial void.

I went to yapfest and they had a panel dedicated to you. I sat for the full duration, and wow, the people really wanna hear more. Maybe next year you can make an appearance and give out signatures :)

I would never betray my friends in Mario Kart. I would give them a gentle push from behind to assist them in going forward. First place is yours, friend. I have already won, for I have love in my heart.

has anyone ever actually failed those "are you human" tests? imagine opening a website, seeing the spinny wheel, and it boots you out. i think id kill myself

im like if dril made posts that were dogshit

mouthwashing is the lighthouse

@orteil42.bsky.social can you follow back, i need my number game to go up, like jlom

autism warriors rise up

i dont post, i manifest

did I mention that I'm clinically insane

everyone wants a piece of this PUSSY

I have no pole and I must fish

posting on xitter vs flopsky
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pillsies takensies

you aint thinkin with yer brain, yer thinkin with yer pussy. LOCK THE FUCK IN #motivational

this was not an innuendo

bitch, thats corny. and I'm DEVOURING the cob!

im not a girl. im disembodied

im car friend now. lets get sexed up amd go to the clubbb