Only YOU can prevent wildfires...like, for real for real now
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"No Noem, no problem. Except remembering where I buried my bone."

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"Boss, we've crunched the numbers and it turns out humans like human rights"

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"I'm just trying to be a natural people person, okay?"
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let’s hope the couch in the waiting room is…comfortable

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I saw this in theaters! I actually don’t remember much except repeatedly going “omg.” Maybe I need to see it once again 🫣

"That'll show them I'm full of rizz, no cap."

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gotta enjoy that social security while it still exists

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talk about living by one's values

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heavy is the wallet that holds the receipts

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“We totally want to hear what you would do in this completely fictional, hypothetical situation since this would never everrrrr happen in real life.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social

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who needs manufactured scares when your country is basically a house of horrors?

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time for Taylor's secret message era

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democracy dies in ignorance

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Score! This Air Fryer only costs $29.99 and the soul of democracy

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Runner-up: the teleprompter

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no proof, no report, no problem

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“When I said these witch trials were part and parcel with a safe society, I didn’t mean my wife! Allow me to explain.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social

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no archive, no problem...right?

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“Sometimes it’s *really* hard to tell the difference. Our quiz has you covered!”
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@nytimes.com McSweeney’s is doing your work for you.

but hope springs eternal

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There's no way this is just about "finances," given that they had plenty of finances to bribe Trump. A shame. Colbert is so funny and kind and generous, especially to writers.

I wrote this! At the end of another heavy week in our world, I hope it makes someone smile.

Sal from Blueberries for Sal Breaks Her Silence Thank you for coming to my press conference. Many people describe the Caldecott Honor–winning tome by Robert McCloskey, which recounts my harrowing...

"How is my relationship with my mom, you ask? Yeesh. Loaded question."

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my first piece for @mcsweeneys.net!

If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
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The amount I know about this play because I love Jesse Tyler Ferguson is truly stunning! I really want to see it (even if he’s not in it, I know I can’t get my dream cast on demand). It sounds like such a powerful show.