Still got an Amazon habit? That's cool. You know tons of people get roach infestations from Amazon deliveries, right? But it's cool. All that needs to happen is to throw a circus tent over your house and let the pros spray poison on everything you own.
Think things were better in your day?
Maybe you saw the Dead in the 70s. Hip to be square in the 80s. Soundgarden in the 90s.
If Led Zeppelin was a garage band today, they'd never get a record label. That is a depressing thought.
So. Yeah. You're god damn right things were better in your day.
BREAKING. Amazon to start shipping Borax for roach infestations from their shipments while denying their boxes contain roaches.
That's a joke. But the part that isn't a joke is people get roaches in their homes all the time from Amazon boxes.
Isn't it about time to shop elsewhere?
Only thing more stupid then trump? Ok. If my shit took a shit and that shit married someone elses shit that took a shit and they had a shit kid and that shit kid took a shit....that final piece of shit just maybe almost might be more stupid than trump.
Can we stop saying no kings and start saying what we mean which is Trump, you are a dumb bitch and a pathetic piece of shit.
I think the president might be less pathetic if he had a real pet like a dog instead of his congress cockroaches.
Doggy walk!
Out with the pack today, smelling the news and rolling in the grass. My 9th day being sick. Dr only ruled out strep. 3 miles from home and I thought my body was ready for a 10 mile walk. I was wrong. The dog wants the full 10 miles though.
Today's 'businessman' (incorrect sexist way to say it, but that's how maga says it) is to be rich and greedy as hell with no concerns about workers. It doesn't matter if they live in a cardboard box and can't afford food. So I'll give the other side this. Trump is a good businessman.
For those who are starting to notice how dumb trump is. Newsflash. It isn't a new thing. He's been this stupid since he was a kid. His brain stopped learning at age 5.
Found a cockroach in your sink? If so, by now they are in your cupboards. Under your sink. In your silverware drawer. In your pantry. In your blankets. Maybe in your toothbrush. This is why your mom told you to always clean behind the fridge and stove!
All those saying trump isn't well.... So you're telling me he was well all along then all of the sudden he isn't well? So you're telling me he was well a year ago? 5 years ago? 10? Newsflash. He's never been well.
Trump is mentally weak. But he's always been mentally weak. That's what happens when you don't know how to do shit like change a tire or tie your shoelaces.
The government hates its citizens.
If you are totally anti trump or maga totally pro trump, trump hates you just the same.
I just want to be warm and cool at the same time when I sleep, is that too much to ask?
Dog sitting in kitchen helping the cook.
I love cooking with dog. She doesn't help much but the company is great!
It has been more than pleasant not hearing about something Bondi said in the last 24 hours.
Every time I hear of a crime where the criminal was wearing a mask and nobody knows who it is, I always wonder if it was Trump.
Mainstream news is just as pathetic as the government.
If you pay close attention to the idiots post today, you'll notice the fear and frustration in his pathetic words. He has always been weak but today his weakness has climaxed to a new level.
If there is a hell and you voted for Trump, congrats! Your vote is a ticket to hell with no exceptions. Enjoy your eternity of suffering because you supported a psychopath criminal.
Pam Bondi, you sold your soul to the devil and now the devil doesn't even want you.
I will NEVER believe that that many morons voted for Trump. I believe usa is better than that. I know there are plenty of idiots, but can't be half the country.
Trump, you suck. If yesterdays protestors were in a single file line, it would be over 3,000 miles. And if each person said you suck to Trump, he'd have to listen to it for 4 and a half months.
Human intelligence is more based on how we treat each other than how much we know.
If you're going for a long walk on this beautiful day,take a moment and research walking. Seriously. There are lots of basics to a simple walk that can extend your walk and make you feel good after.
Thank you for putting the text bubbles over his face and for having text bubbles! The only way I can watch a trump video is if his face is covered and I have the volume muted. I cannot stand to even look or hear the idiot.
Homemade pizza
If you're making homemade pizza, here is a secret. Nutritional yeast and diastatic malt powder will help make your crust restaurant quality. Be it deep dish, pizza stone or whatever.
I miss Kmart. I'm talking 80s Kmart. The Kmart your grandma brought you to and planned the day around it. And had lunch in the Kmart cafeteria.
Back when shopping was an event. And it was damn fun.
Fun fact. Sylvester Stallone's first name is Sylvester.